Scum of the West -
Rangers
Not much better -
Celtic
Can't believe it -
Arabs
Tynecastle no more -
Hearts
I've been drinking again -
Dundee
Calder would -
Aberdeen
Boring again -
Killie
No sunshine for Hay - Dunfermline
Not as good as last year -
Motherwell
Moaning Mowbray -
Hibs
For the good of Scottish Football -
Inverness Caley
It'll make a good car park -
Livingston
League Final - Rangers to beat Dundee 1-0
Scottish Cup Final Celtic to beat Rangers
Rangers and Celtic out of Europe by
Christmas - nothing new there then!
