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Aliens versus Predator is the best game in the world you have to buy it otherwise you should go out and shoot youself in the back of the head with a large calibre pistol. The graphics are the best and the aliens are so real you shouldn't play it in the dark with your back to the window or the door. If you have a decent graphics card and a system like the following:
Pentium II 400mhz
128mb SDRAM free
400mb Free Hard Drive Space
24x CD drive minimum
3dfx Voodoo 2 minimum
Soundblaster 32bit minimum
Then you will be perfectly all right. The aliens will dribble and you will be able to see their inner jaws and saliva they will hide in the ceilings and slowly uncoil then they will speed towords you and disembowel you unless of course you nail them to the wall with your spear gun so they thrash about attepting to pull themselves free so you fire another spear and tear their head off, or as the marine you can cut them in half with the minigun or burst the sons of bitch with a well aimed pulse rifle grenade. One of the nicest things about this is that you can blow up bits off of marines and they will try and get away or still kill you and aliens, well a killing machine even if you have blown its legs, tail and one of its arms off. Aliens are quite nasty creatures they can quite quickly tear you apart no matter who you are. The only thing that can save you is the Predators pistol which makes a nice spalttering tearing sound as it bursts an aliens chest open or your trusty old pulse rifle



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THERE WILL BE SOME LITTLE MOVIES HERE SOON SO KEEP VISTING!
Multiplayer is something that you should try if you do anything in your life. It is the best and at the moment there is a little tournment going on with multiplayer and at the moment here are the current positions:
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Word Of The Week (Or The Last Time I could Be Bothered To Update It)
antidisestablishmentartism
Excellent word has it got a mention in the oxford dictionary yet
someone should sort those stupid out and get some decent words in it then maybe someone would buy it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHO HAS SEEN STAR WARS EPISOPE 1
HA GUTTED
AH SHAME
can't you handle it ?
ah shame
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