Dedicated to Tubby, Bubby, and Chubby. 

How many shelves do the workers stock, 
Before the store is filled up? 
Oh and how many boxes may be broken down, 
Before they are put in the trash? 
Oh and how many times must they sweep the floor, 
Before it seems to shine. 

(Chorus) 

The Family Dollar store, is opening up soon. 
The Family Dollar store is opening soon. 

Oh and how many blue strips have to be put up, 
Before there are no more left? 
How many scematics must they stick on the shelves, 
Before every item is marked? 
Oh and how many people have to be let go, 
When the store finally opens it's door. 

(Chorus) 

How many isle must I walk myself down, 
Before I find what I want? 
Oh and how many racks must I go searching through, 
Before I see something nice? 
Oh and how many registers must I ring my stuff up, 
Before I'm done shopping here? 

(Chorus) 

The Family Dollar Store is opening.