During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was
discussing various items in a research report.
The class members gasped audibly when the instructor read out
that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session.
A male voice said, "Wow, who was she?"
A female voice was heard to say,
"The hell with that.
Who was 'HE?' "
(from Jim S)
Kinky Sex
A man and a woman meet in a pub and start to chat.
He tells her that he has just got divorced,
and when she enquires as to the reason,
he explains that he has always had a liking for 'kinky sex'
and that his ex-wife found it all a bit unpleasant.
The woman replied that she too had recently divorced,
and that it was because she also wanted to have 'kinky sex'.
The woman then suggests that they adjourn to her house
and enjoy a session of 'kinky sex' together.
They eagerly hurry round to the woman's house
and go into the lounge.
"Stay here" the woman says, "I'll be back in a minute."
The woman goes upstairs.
15 minutes later she comes back into the lounge
wearing a rubber suit with metal studs, a leather mask,
stiletto-heel boots, and brandishing a large bull-whip.
"Right then," says the man, "I'll be off then."
"Hold on," says the woman,
"I thought you wanted have some 'kinky sex'.
"Oh I did," said the man,
"I've just fucked your cat and
had a shit in your handbag!"
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Sex and Marriage
Do you know what the three types of sex are when you get married?
Anywhere Sex
The couch, the car, the floor, the washing machine, etc, etc.
After you have been married a while, its Bedroom Sex
No more kinky stuff, just the bedroom or nothing at all!
(Is that the truth or WHAT!)
After you have been married a while longer, it becomes Hallway Sex
That's where you pass each other in the hallway
and say "Fuck You" and she replies "Yeah! Fuck You Too!"
Are you taking Viagra
Or are you just happy to see me?
Before Viagra, for some people,
making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon."
I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes,
so my head would swell.
If a man overdoses on Viagra,
how do they get the casket lid shut?
If however you do need to take Viagra,
remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
If I give my computer monitor Viagra,
will the screen get bigger?
Mix Viagra and Prozac
You have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.
Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.
