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Is everything you read True?
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner!
No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.
(printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a pack of craft knifes
Warning sharp blade
On a jar of sleeping pills there was a warning
May Cause Drowsiness!
On a tube of CREST Toothpaste
If you accidentally swallow more than used for brushing,
seek professional help
On a belt
Authentic Synthetic Leather
On Self-Propelled Lawnmower
Not to be used as hedge trimmer
Nutrition Facts labels on bottled water
Calories: 0
Total Fat: 0
Sodium: 0
Total Carbohydrate: 0
Protein:0
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On the label of a Cigarette lighter
Do not use near open flame
On U.S. Army M18A1 anti-personal mines
Front toward enemy
On shower cap in a hotel
Fits one head
On Oil of Olay facial wash
Oil-free
On a bra
Do not iron
On a pair of jeans
Remove belt before laundering
From Apple's Laserwriter Manual
Do not expose printer to open flame
A road sign in Germany
Please do not drive into the trees
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