Gremlins Intelligence Test

Gremlins Intelligence Test Gremlins Intelligence Test

	1. Why are you completing this test? I have no idea I am just bored It is something to do The voices told me I must Because I want to Pink
	2. Where did you find the Gremlin site? Somewhere on the web On my computer monitor I have no idea I read about it somewhere I browsed in My dog/cat/iguana found it
	3. At the moment I feel... Slightly silly Myself Someone else Depressed Manic Confused
	4. Do you come here often? Where am I? I came, I saw, I dunno Oh, Yes Only when I think I am here If I told you that then you would know! I deny everything!
	5. What do you do for a living? I am a scholar I (pretend to) work in an office I sell exotic underwear and sex aids I work for the State I am a drugs dealer I'm alive?
	6. What is your level of education? Post graduate I can count up to 10 I went to school I passed all my orals I am self-tort Someone else is completing this for me
	7. How do you relax? I NEVER RELAX!!!!!!!! I sit here I like to dress as a policeman and wear make-up I go to watch the trains I lie down and think of strange things I like to go and feed the helicopters
	8. What is strange to you? Anything that science cannot explain Just a word Life I am Those little green men (who keep visiting me) The guy next-door with the two heads
	9. What is your favourite food? Anything blue Salads Burgers Chocolate covered bodily parts Raw meat I never eat on and empty stomach
	10. Do you possess any special powers? Of course No, but I wish I did I am touched - you asked I can tell what other people are thinking (when they meet me) I can fly (but only tried it once) Let me show you...
	11. Are you on medication? Yes - but only to stop the voices No - where can I get some? No - my doctor prefers to use restraints Furble gurgle I self-medicate I grow my own
	12. Which of these best describes you? I am normal (for me) People stop in the street and stare at me I like to show people how clever I am I am not allowed out on my own I like picking my nose All of the above
	13. What is your worst habit? I used to be indecisive - now I am not so sure I pick other people's nose's I am a compulsive convulsive I don't understand I smoke (and sometimes smoulder too) Pulling the wings off aircraft
	14. If you won the lottery what would you do? Send all the money to The Gremlin Buy everyone I know steel underwear Hide the money under my bed Go somewhere else Give the money to The Foundation for Research into Something Be surprised - I never bought a ticket!
	15. What is your favourite sleeping position? In a bath of baked beans At School/College/Work The usual way - alone Hanging up-side down In the queue at the bank I NEVER SLEEP!!!
	16. Do you have any pets? I own dog I have a collection of performing fleas A cat owns me I won a goldfish once at the fair - it tasted nice Worms Yes - but we are NOT related!
	17. What is your favourite sport? Table basketball Pocket pool Shooting little furry animals Free-fall sky-diving Water chess Anything with balls
	18. What is the meaning of life? 14 I know God God knows Knowing we are all descended from aliens If I knew that then I would know the answer What was the question again?
	19. What is your status? Single Occupied Married to an experiment gone wrong I am still kissing frogs Divorced (from reality) Free
	20. Which statement best describes you Now? People find me strange I find people strange I like barbed wire underwear I am a hermit and live up a pole Green and flaccid I am clueless

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