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<H1 ALIGN="center"><FONT COLOR="#FF0080">Joke_Master's joke and humour page</FONT></H1>
<A ALIGN="center"><FONT COLOR="#008000" face="Comic Sans MS"><marquee
BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">Welcome to a site dedicated to adult humour! I hope you
enjoy your stay!</marquee>
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<p align="center"><font color="#000000">This is a page dedicated
to jokes and humour. You will eventually find examples of just about every nature here,
some are in the worst possible taste and the rest range from being nasty, disgusting,
rude, naughty and right across the spectrum to being just plain awful!!! </font></p>
<p align="center">Please note that some people may find some of these articles
offensive. It is not my intention to offend anybody, simply to bring a little laughter
into your life. If you feel that you may take offence easily, please find something
else to read. The majority of these jokes are of an adult nature, so if you are a
minor, please do not view any further.</p>
<p align="center">If you have any comments or suggestions - or would like any of your
jokes/pictures to appear on this site, please contact me at the e-mail address below.</p>
<p align="center"><font size="4"><strong>You are visitor number</strong></font>
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January 2000</strong></font></p>
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<p align="center"><FONT SIZE="2">This site will be updated once or twice weekly,
so please check back regularly!</FONT></p>
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<p align="center"><font size="2">©All information gathered on
these pages has been passed on to me by friends and relatives.
Should anybody own the copyright to any of this material, please
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I do not claim the copyright to any of this material © </font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="2">Site created and maintained by </font><a
href="mailto:talen_69@yahoo.com"><font size="2">Dan
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