>>> EDS GOTTA PURRRR <<<
story n pix by Jordan
Eddy n Ed were running to Double D’s house. They climbed up on a tree and Eddy
jumped in Double D’s window. Ed jumped on the wall. Inside of Double D’s
room, Double D was working on his latest experiment.
EDDY:
what you doing Double D.DOUBLE D:
I’m working on my experiment, Eddy.All of the sudden, Ed came to Double D’s bedroom door.
ED:
hey Double D, Nazz is here to see you.DOUBLE D:
(gulp) me? Why she want to see me!EDDY:
I think she likes you (laughing)DOUBLE D
: Me??EDDY:
(laughs)Double D walked down-stairs to the living room with his experiment in his hand and there he saw Nazz.
DOUBLE D
: hi Nazz, what do you want from me.NAZZ:
You dropped your bookDOUBLE D:
gee, thanks Nazz!Eddy ran down-stairs to Double D.
EDDY:
Double D, Double DDOUBLE D:
what is it Eddy?EDDY:
come quick, it is Ed, he broke your ant farmDOUBLE D:
(yelling) WHAT, EDDDDDDDDDDD!Double D
put down the experiment on the table. Eddy n Double D ran up-stairsNAZZ:
(laughing) those Eds are funny, (laughs) aw, he handed me a drink, I hope he doesn’t mind?Nazz drank Double D’s experiment!
NAZZ:
boy, that was delicious. Well, I better wash this off.Nazz went to Double D’s kitchen to wash the test-tube. Then suddenly, Nazz
dropped the test-tube by mistake.
NAZZ:
(gasp) oh no!Nazz tried to pick it up. Suddenly she was acting strange.
NAZZ:
(yells) what’s wrong with me.Nazz’s arm turned into a cat’s arm.
NAZZ:
aaahhh, (yelling) what’s happening to me.Nazz was turning into a cat. Meanwhile back to Double D’s room.
DOUBLE D:
how many times I told you Ed. The ant farm is…DOUBLE D AND ED:
not a toy?ED:
I know Double D, but -DOUBLE D:
no buts Ed. Now, I have to put my ants in a jar. And…suddenly Ed, Edd n Eddy heard a loud scream.
NAZZ:
(screaming?)ED:
what was that Eddy?EDDY:
that was nazz, come on?The Eds ran down-stairs to the kitchen. When they got there, Nazz wasn’t to seen!
EDDY:
something funny going around here guys.ED:
where’s Nazz, Eddy?EDDY:
I don’t know Ed?KITTY-NAZZ:
meow?DOUBLE D:
Ed stop that please.ED:
it wasn’t me Double D.EDDY
: hey Double D, there’s a cat rubbing your feet.Double D look down, and there he saw the cat rubbing his feet. But he didn’t know the cat wass really Nazz.
KITTY-NAZZ:
(purring)ED:
(yelling with happiness) kitty, whee!Ed grabbed the Kitty Nazz.
ED:
aw… you are so cute, yes you are, hey Double D nice kitty cat? We didn’t know you have a cat.DOUBLE D:
I don’t Ed, and beside, my father is allergic to catsEDDY:
(yelling) quit with the "who’s-the-cat-belong-to" we gotta find Nazz!Double D was thinking who the cat in his house was.
DOUBLE D:
(thinking) I can understand why a cat doing here in my...huh?Double D stepped on the test-tube. And he found out, Nazz had drunk the experiment and it turn her into a cat.
Double D started to scream
DOUBLE D:
(screaming)EDDY:
what happen?DOUBLE D:
"what's happening" (yelling) "what's happening" I’ll tell you "what's happening" Eddy. Nazz drank my (yelling) "EXPERIMENT?" and he showed Eddy the test-tube was empty.EDDY:
what, I can’t believe this. What had she done!DOUBLE D:
she has drunk my experiment that turns people into cats.EDDY:
(screaming) whhhhhaaaaatttt?DOUBLE D:
(yelling) Eddy! calm down, (yelling) Eddy, calm down, (yelling) Eddy - calm down, (yelling) EDDY! Calm...EDDY:
(shouting) Double D, I heard you all right. Come on, let’s go find mono-browEddy n Double D found Ed n the cat in the living room playing rolling the ball with Kitty-Nazz.
ED:
Here girl, go get itEd threw the ball at kitty-nazz.
KITTY-NAZZ:
meow?Kitty-nazz was playing with the ball
ED:
ha, ha, haEDDY:
(whispering) go on, tell himDOUBLE D:
(whispering) why you won’t tell him Eddy.EDDY:
(whispering) because I say so now get going Double D.DOUBLE D:
(whispering) all right, all rightDouble D came up to to Ed!
ED:
ha, ha, haDOUBLE D:
uh...Ed?ED:
yes Double D?DOUBLE D:
(sigh) I’m afraid I have some bad news Ed. It’s about (gulp) Nazz!ED:
what about Nazz Double D!Double D
told Ed about Nazz is a cat. When Ed heard it, he started screaming!ED:
(screaming)Eddy grabbed Ed’s mouth
EDDY:
(yelling) Quiet mono-brow, you want all the kids to hear it.Eddy let go of Ed’s mouth.
ED:
sorry Eddy, I didn’t know that the cat is Nazz.EDDY:
it’s OK Ed. What are we going to do Double D?DOUBLE D:
we gotta turn Nazz back to her human-self again.ED
: why Double D, beside? I like when Nazz is a cat.DOUBLE D:
because if we don’t we’re going be in the biggest trouble then ever.ED:
Oh?jhkjhDOUBLE D:
to my bedroom pleaseKITTY-NAZZ:
meow?Meanwhile, at Double D’s room! Double D was fixing antidote to turn Nazz back into a human. He used every ingredient in the book but now he needs one more ingredient!
DOUBLE D:
OK, last ingredient...EDDY:
what is last ingredient Double D?DOUBLE D:
lipstick?EDDY AND ED
: lipstick?DOUBLE D:
that what the book said!EDDY:
no big deal, we’ll just borrow your mother’sDOUBLE D:
no you can’t EddyEDDY:
why not Double DDOUBLE D:
because my mother’s room is locked.EDDY:
great (yelling) just great, now what we’re going to do!DOUBLE D:
there only three girls who have lipsticks. And those girls are…EDDY
: no Double D, don’t say it.ED:
yeah, it’s too perilous!DOUBLE D: the Kanker sisters
EDDY AND ED:
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhThen soon or later Ed, Edd n Eddy were at trailer park. Where the Kanker Sisters lived.
EDDY:
I hate doing this Double D.DOUBLE D:
you want to save Nazz, don’t you Eddy?EDDY:
yes, (sigh) all right, let’s do it for Nazz!ED AND
DOUBLE D: yeah!Ed, Edd n Eddy sneacked to the trailer of the Kanker’s home. They looked through the window, they saw the Kanker sisters were dancing. (the music they dancing was from Pop Goes the Ed.)
ED
: I didn’t know the Kankers liked that music too Eddy.EDDY:
(whispering) shut-up Ed, come on boys, give me a boostDouble D gave Eddy a boost, the window of the Kanker’s room was open. So Double D threw Eddy inside the Kanker’s room. Eddy grabbed Double D’s hand, then he pulled his two funny friends inside the Kanker’s room.
EDDY:
what'da you know, we made it?The Eds got up from the floor they saw on the Kanker’s bed, there it was, the make-up site
ED:
there’s the lipstick EddyEDDY:
I know bean-dip!Eddy took the lipstick from out of the bed.
EDDY:
well, that was easy. Let’s go boys?Then all of the sudden, Marie Kanker come upon the Eds.
MARIE:
all right dreamy Eds, this is a stick-up, put your arms up in the air.They did as they were told, the Eds put their arms up in the air.
MARIE:
drop whatever you have. Now turn around, and kiss us!Eddy got really angry
EDDY:
(yelling) "CUT IT OUT KANKERS," what is this... Charlie’s Angels?LEE:
Actually, it’s Kankers Angels to you.THE KANKER SISTERS:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haEDDY:
(moody) Kankers Angels indeed.MAY:
well, what do we have here girls. A lipstick ha, ha, ha, don’t you know boys do not play with make-up ?ED:
well, well, well, well...EDDY:
well we’re taking it to Sarah.ED:
taking it to … oh yeah ha, ha, Sarah. Sarah really likes make-up and so she send us here to borrow your lipstick ha, ha, ha, ha.MAY:
hmmmTHE KANKER SISTERS:
(whispering)EDDY
: what are those Kankers up to.DOUBLE D
: I don’t knowLEE:
OK Eds! But are you sure you wanted itEDDY
: yes!LEE:
are you sure?EDDY:
yes!LEE:
are you absolutely sure.EDDY:
yes, we’re absolutely sure Kankers, now gave it to me.LEE:
OK you ask for it!Lee threw the lipstick to May.
MAY:
ha, ha, ha, come and get it little cutey brat.EDDY:
grrrMay threw the lipstick to Marie
.MARIE:
(laughing!)The Kanker sisters we’re playing "monkey-in-the-middle" with Eddy.
ED:
what are the Kankers doing to Eddy, Double D?DOUBLE D:
uh.. "monkey-in-the-middle" EdED:
monkey-in-the-middle, I love that game. Hey Eddy, I want to play to.Ed wanted to play too, so he ran to Eddy
ED:
I want to play, I want to play. I got it, I got it, I got it, yay? I won!MAY:
nice catch big Ed, can I have it back please.ED:
OKEDDY:
(madly) nice going Ed, (yelling) you just giving it to May.LEE:
nice job MayMAY:
why thank you Lee!Eddy walked to Lee Kanker with an angry face.
EDDY:
all right Kankers, surrender the lipstick (yells) NOWLEE:
OK little Eddy but…EDDY:
but what?LEE:
but you haven't to paid me.EDDY:
I don’t have any money.LEE:
not that kind of paid, this kind of paid. (kissing noise!)EDDY:
EeekMAY AND MARIE:
(laughs!)Eddy got really mad!
EDDY:
(yelling with anger) that’s it, that’s it, I’m sick of you Kanker sisters always trying to kiss us all the time. Come on boys, let go!ED:
but what about Nazz!EDDY:
let her stay as a cat forever Ed.The Eds left the Kankers, with a sad faces.
LEE:
what’s wrong with them?MAY:
I think we over did it!MARIE: what’s wrong with that. We we’re just having a little fun that’s all like always!
Suddenly, the Kanker Sisters heard somebody crying.
BOY:
(crying like a baby!)MAY:
who’s that!MARIE:
yeah, who’s crying!The Kanker sisters walked to the window and there they saw Ed crying.
ED:
(crying like a baby!)DOUBLE D
: (crying) it’s all my fault Eddy, I should never left that experiment in the living room (sobs!)EDDY:
(sadly) no, it’s my fault I should've kissed Lee in the first place.DOUBLE D:
(sadly) guess I’ll never get the lipstick for ingredient to turn Nazz back into a human again (sobs.)EDDY:
(sadly) yeah, too bad is in it. (sadly with yelling) we all most got the lipstick until those Kankers ruined everything. And now all the other kids going to kill us (sobbing.)DOUBLE D:
(sobbing) I’ll never forgive myself , never!ED:
(sobbing) me too double d, I’m sorry for breaking your ant farm. You’re still mad at me?DOUBLE D:
(sobs) no I’m not still mad at you. But thank for saying sorry.EDS:
(sobbing!)The Eds we’re crying
the Kanker Sisters has tears in their eyes.
LEE:
(sobbing) what are we? Monsters? How come we treat them like that. How come we have be so playful? Those poor little darling, the other kids are going to kill them. (yelling) And it’s all our faults.MARIE:
Lee?LEE:
(sobs) they just want to borrow our lipstick for an ingredient so they can turn Nazz back into a human being again.MARIE:
Lee?LEE:
(sobs) but no! All we did was play lovey-dovey with them.MARIE:
(yelling) Lee?LEE:
(sobbing hysterically)Marie Kanker grabbed the TV set, and dropped it on Lee .
MARIE:
sorry I have to do that sister. But you were acting crazy.LEE:
thanks Marie I needed that. We gotta do something.MAY:
I think it’s time to give the Eds what they want Lee.LEE:
Yeah, let’s do it girls!The Kankers walked to the Eds.
EDS
: (sobbing!)LEE:
Eds, Eds, oh Eds!The Eds stopped crying!
EDDY
: what do you want Kankers?LEE:
well uh…..MAY:
(yelling and sobs) we can’t take it anymore Eds.MARIE:
(yelling and sobs) yeah, we heard the whole thing. You’re just trying to save Nazz for being … being … for being what?ED:
for being a kitty-cat!MARIE:
oh yeah that’s right, for being a kitty-cat is it.ED:
yeahLEE
: well we’re sorry Eds!MAY:
here, I’ll bet you need this, for your ingredient.LEE:
well… good byeTHE KANKER SISTERS:
(sobbing!)the Kankers ran back to their trailer.
ED:
boy! I didn’t know crying gets anything Eddy.EDDY:
yeah, but we got the lipstick. Let’s goEd, Edd n Eddy left the trailer park, the Kanker Sisters saw the Eds leave
.THE KANKER SISTERS:
(sigh) they’re so dreamy. Ha, ha, ha, ha
Meanwhile back to Double D’s house, Double D was done making the antidote . He put the antidote in the bowl.
DOUBLE D
: OK Nazz, drink-up!Kitty-Nazz drank the antidote.
EDDY:
watch out! She's gonna blow!The Eds ran under the bed. After the big explosion, the Eds looked out of the bed and saw Nazz lying on the floor. Ed, Edd n Eddy walked to Nazz.
EDS:
Nazz, Nazz, wake-up, Nazz!NAZZ:
hmmm where an I?EDS:
(shouting with happiness) yay! Nazz is back, Nazz is back!NAZZ:
what’s going on here?ED:
well, well, well the truth is…DOUBLE D:
I think it’s time for you to go Nazz. You have've had enough here for one day. And your friends are waiting for you.NAZZ:
well OK, thank you very much Double D, oh by the way Double D, you and your two friends are so funny. Ha, ha, ha?Nazz left Double D’s house!
EDDY:
Gosh, I’m glad that’s over!DOUBLE D
: (yelling) Ed what are you doing!ED:
I was thirsty Double D, so I thought I want a drink.DOUBLE D:
(shouting) but Ed, that’s not a drink, that’s my...ED:
(explosion! )DOUBLE D:
experiment!Now Ed is a cat too!
KITTY-ED
: meow!EDDY:
Great, here we go again.KITTY-ED
: meow!
~~~ THE END ~~~
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