Vladislav's note:This fanfic is like a Celebrity Deathmatch. Calamity Coyote can't speak, but in this fanfic he will talk and Furrball too.

>> Calamity Coyote and Edd vs.Red Guy And Doc Boy <<

By Vlad

Eddy: Welcome to Cartoon Fighting! Tonight we have a special fight!

Ed: Michael Jackson vs.Marilyn Manson.Cool! I bet that Michael Jackson will win.

Eddy: No Peanut Brain!

Ed: Gravy vs. Buttered toast vs.Faol Krop?

Eddy: No!

Ed (thinks):Zombie Brain Muncher vs. Ben the Teenage Appetiser from Planet Sushi?

Eddy: NO!NO!NOOOOO!!!!!Edd & Calamity Coyote vs. Red Guy & Doc Boy!The "Team"Battle Royal! Remember?

Ed thinks.

Eddy: Well?(Ed still thinks).

Eddy (Grumbles).

Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

Eddy: YOUR BRAIN IS A BUTTERED TOAST!

Eddy: Never mind!Let's Move on to the Fight!In The blue corner stand: Calamity  Coyote (dressed up Like Hiro(From Bust-A-Groove))!!!!!

Calamity Fans Cheer: YEAAAAAHHHHH!

Calamity Coyote: Thank you!I Love you too!

All the audience members Gasp!

Member1: He can Talk!

Eddy: And His Partner Double D(Dressed up like A Masked Mumbler))

Edd fans: YEEEEAAAHHHHH!Double D Rules!!!

Edd Worries.

Eddy: In the Red Corner:Red Guy And His Partner Doc Boy!!

Red Guy: Well Hellllllllloooooooo!!

Audience Members: BOOOOOOO!!!Red Guy  & Doc Boy Sucks!

Eddy: And Our Referee:Furrball!

Furrball to the Fighters: Gentleman,I want this to be a clean Fight!No blood & Violence!Any Questions?

Red Guy: No!

Doc Boy: No!

Edd: No!

Calamity Coyote: Only 1.Can I dance in This Fight?

Furrball: Yes!Now Let's Get It On!!!!!(Bell Rings!)

Eddy:The Fight Starts!

Calamity does an Off the Rope Attack and Kicks Doc Boy right to the face!

Eddy: Wow!!!

Ed: Mamma Mia!

Eddy:That Was A really Cool Move!

Red Guy Punches Edd

Red Guy: You Will Lose this fight! You Wimp!

Edd: What Did You Call ME??

Red Guy: You are a wimp!Stinky, Pathetic Loser!

Edd Gets a Canadian Squirt Gun and Squirts To Red Guy's Eyes,making him blind!

Eddy: Edd isn't a Wimp after all!!

Red Guy screams in Pain:AAAhhhh!I Can't see!

Doc Boy swallows Calamity!

Eddy: Oh My God!!He Swallowed Calamity!!

Calamity(InSide Doc Boy's Stomach): Eeeeewww it's Gross In Here!Doc Boy Spit me out!Right Now!

Doc Boy: No Way,Jose!

Calamity: My Name Is not Jose! If You Will not spit me out,I will gonna make you!

Doc Boy has Stomach pains! Calamity gets a glass of water and 3 aspirins.He Drops Them to the glass,Shakes it and Spills it.Then Doc Boy burps and comes out of his mouth a bubble with Calamity in It.

Calamity pops the balloon,falls on Doc Boy and starts twisting Doc Boy's legs!

Eddy:That's gotta hurt!

Ed: Mission:Impossible

Eddy: Shut Up!

Ed(to Eddy): Hello,Pork Chop!

Eddy: You are a Pork Chop,Mono-Brow!

Red Guy Still blind .Edd eats a banana, throws the banana peel on floor, Red Guy steps on it and trips.

Now he can see.

Red:That's it!

Red buttwalks on Edd, Flattening him.Then Red unflattens him, turns him upside down and starts slamming him on the Floor!

Edd: Calamity!Help Me!

Calamity picks up Doc Boy and Throws him at the Red Guy, knocking him!

Red: Who threw Doc Boy At Me?

Calamity: I Did.Leave Double D alone or else...

Red: Or else what?

Calamity: Or Else this!

Calamity starts to dance 70's Disco Style and Calamity punches and kicks him!

Eddy: Now that's what i call "Boogie Fever"!

Ed: This is even more cooler than "The Night of a living Cheeseburger with french fries"!

Calamity Does a Suplex on Red Guy. Then he picks up Red Guy,stands on a turnbuckle and does a Reverse Powerbomb move. Red Guy uppercuts him, picks him up & throws at Edd, knocking him.

Edd:They are too strong!

Calamity: I have an idea!(Calamity whispers to Edd's Ear)

Edd: We will be right back!

Edd and Calamity run away.Then they come back with balloons, Mail bag and a World's first letter opener. Calamity does a Dragon Kick and knocks out Doc Boy. Edd smacks Red Guy with mail bag 18 times then Calamity ties up Red Guy with balloons and let's him go.

Ed: Look at him Go!

Calamity gets a World's First letter opener.

Eddy: Look!He's got a World's first letter opener!

Calamity throws a letter opener at the Red Guy and it pops the balloons. Red guy falls and lands on Doc Boy,flattening him.

Furrball:One,Two,Three,Four,Five,Six,Seven,Eight,nine,Ten!Doc Boy and Red Guy are out! And winners are: Edd(raises Edd's Hand) &Calamity Coyote (raises Calamity's hand)!

Red Guy: Wait!We're not out we challenge you to a giant robot fight! Do you Agree?

Edd: I don't know.....

Calamity: Ofcourse we agree.

Eddy: what a great fight! Good night!

Ed: James Bond!

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