The De-Skankers
<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#9966CC" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1ad00a20ezthtv.gif"> <div> <B>The De-Skankers</B></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#CCFF66" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="SKANKSVILLE"><U><B>SKANKSVILLE</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="the_story_of_skanksville.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Story"><U><B>The Story</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Pictures"><U><B>The Pictures</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The DeSkankers"><U><B>The De-Skankers</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="how_skanksville_was_de_skanked.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="How we DeSkanked"><U><B>How we De-Skanked</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id65.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Skanksville Now"><U><B>Skanksville Now</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id110.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Thanks to..."><U><B>Thanks to...</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="links_to_sites_useful_to_skanksville.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Useful Links"><U><B>Useful Links</B></U></A></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="05964640.jpg" border=0 width="100" height="100" ALT="Home" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#CCFF66" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>The Skanksville hall of infamy</B></div> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="524" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 262 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0632cdf0.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="223" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="065e5000.jpg" border=0 width="229" height="256" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 66 WIDTH="267"><div> <B>Above is meself, Simon. One of the silly buggers who lives here.</B></div> <bR> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="246"><div> <B>Above is Rob, Teresa's brother. Electrician to the stars and general all-round hero. Note the look of "you'll never guess what I just found!"</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 287 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0682ce70.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="231" ALT="*sigh*" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="06ae9190.jpg" border=0 width="233" height="281" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 66 ><NOBR><div> <B>If I find another wall covered with</B></div> <div> <B>artex I'll lose control!</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="246"><div> <B>Erm...wossisname? Um...Stevie! He vanished after a couple of weeks of being press-ganged into a bit of scraping, never to be seen again!</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 113 WIDTH="267"><bR> <bR> <div> <B>Below is Josie, aged 10, in our old house. The one with no skank...and no nasty smells...sniffsniff. Mind you, I bet it has now!</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="246"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Josie again, dressed up at our first Christmas in Skanksville.</B></div> <bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 723 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="06fc8220.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="290" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="246" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 49 WIDTH="240"><div> <B>This is Pookie. She didn't want to be left out. Can't say she did a lot of work though.</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 301 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="077f0240.jpg" border=0 width="240" height="292" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="246"><div> <IMG SRC="154e8b30.jpg" border=0 width="232" height="435" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>My wife, Teresa, declined to be featured in the gallery. Can't blame her really - would you want to be associated with Skanksville??</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The only fairly recent picture I could find of Lee was one of him dressed as "Transvestite Spice" for a Scouts show and he didn't want it on here...can't think why.</B></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Comments? </B><A HREF="id123.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DIY hints tips"><U><B>Go here.</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>Why not go on to </B><A HREF="how_skanksville_was_de_skanked.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="How we DeSkanked"><U><B>How we De-Skanked?</B></U></A></div> </td> </tr></table></body>