Leno

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno - Courteney Cox Arquette:

February 20th, 2001

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Jay: I like a woman who's not afraid to be herself.  Courteney Cox ladies and gentlemen!
Now did you have fun being fat?  Was that fun?

Courteney: Well you know what, it's not that fun.

Jay: Oh I enjoy it.
Courteney: You're not fat.

Jay: Well, I'm a little chubby.
Courteney: Let me tell you, putting on that stuff, it's really hot.  That's the problem.  It's like a lot of appliances on your face.  But the rest of it is great because there's some part of it that makes you really uninhabited.  And they did ask me, they said "um we want you to just dance."

Jay: Well I want to see it again 'let's see you dance again.  Take a look. I mean I love the face--
Courteney: I dance better as fat Monica, than I do myself. Yeah.

Jay: Do you wish you could just eat whatever you wanted like that?  Cause you are always so slim and trim. Are you a person that could just--
Courteney: I love to eat.  I do.  I have a really high.  I'm pretty high anxiety so I do burn calories.

Jay: Oh so you can eat whatever you want.
Courteney: I can't eat whatever I want but I just kinda know what to eat but I do like.  Food is really important.  It is.  I just love to eat.  I believe in that protein thing where you eat more protein than carbs.

Jay: Now clear something up.  Cause I hear it's Courteney Cox and then I hear now "no Courteney Cox Arquette"
Courteney: I am Courteney Cox Arquette.

Jay: Right, I know that.
Courteney: But I don't know.  As you get older, it just seems like I wanted to be Courteney Cox.  Because, when I was younger I wanted to change my name, because you can imagine the stories that, you know Courteney...Cox.  "How do you spell that?" things like that.

Jay: Well men are so subtle.
Courteney: They're so subtle, really.  So I wanted to change it when I was younger and I couldn't wait to get married, but then once I did I wanted to keep the family's name.  And there's a million Arquettes.

Jay: Got it.  Well there are a lot of Arquettes, but there's not that many ...
Courteney: ...Coxes

Jay: Right, right ... and when you find one you like, you want to keep it.
Courteney: Oooh.

Jay: How long have you been married now?  Do you still like being married?  We had an argument last night with someone who was totally against marriage.  Are you enjoying it?  Do you like it?
Courteney: Yes.  I love it.  Yes.

Jay: Yeah, I like it.  I've been married for 20 years.
Courteney:You've been married for 20 years?

Jay: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  How long you've been married now?
Courteney: It'll be two years in June.

Jay: Is it 2?  I'm thinking it's just like a year, but I guess that's right.
Courteney: No, almost two.

Jay: Well, I was reading this thing about you in "JANE" because I enjoy reading magazines about woman's hairstyles.  No, but it has this whole thing on you.  It's a picture of your first car.  Let's look there.  What is that a Datsun?
Courteney: That's a Datsun 210.

Jay: A B-210.  Oh that's kinda cool.
Courteney: And it is a B-210 and I love that you know that.

Jay: What age were you when you learned to drive?
Courteney:I learned early because my dad...driving was a big part of our life.  I learned probably like at 10.

Jay: 10?
Courteney: Yeah, I was driving a car at 10.  I had my first accident at like 14.

Jay: In Alabama, you can get your permit at 9 1/2 I guess.  How could you drive at 11?
Courteney: Well, just because my dad was really, that was something that he could really teach the kids.  And he wasn't into going to the you know, dance studio or ballet, so he taught us how to drive, and that's what we did at a very young age.

Jay: You had this all through your teenage years, this car?
Courteney: Well, that was my first car and the first one I bought and I got it from my dad and my dad is a salesman, and that was one of his salesman's car.

Jay: Oh okay.
Courteney: You can imagine with 120, 000 miles on it, it was my first...I was very proud of it though.

Jay: Big make out mobile?
Courteney: I think I made out a few times in that car.

Jay: Did it have that seat that goes back?
Courteney: Far enough.

Jay: We'll find out more about this.
Courteney: [ Points to magazine] I think that's where I made out.

Jay: I love that dress.

*commercial break*

Jay: We're back talking with Courteney Cox, her new movie is 3000 Miles To Graceland.  You know I haven't seen this.  I've seen the previews, it looks kind of cool.  What's it about?
Courteney: It's about these guys who dress up as Elvis and go in and rob a casino and my husband was one of the Elvis', David Arquette.

Jay: Right.
Courteney: Um, and uh, it's about what happens to the money.  And I meet up with Kurt Russell, and we just kind of track the money and see who has it at the end.

Jay: Now, have you ever stolen anything in your life?
Courteney: Um yeah.

Jay: Even as a kid.
Courteney: Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.

Jay: What did you steal?
Courteney: There was this little drug store, if it's still there; I apologize, called 'Smith's'

Jay: This is where? In Birmingham?
Courteney: Yeah, in Birmingham, Alabama, where I'm from and I stole a bunch of candy.  I went down on my bike and stole a bunch of candy.  And like I think I stole lighters too, but I don't think I was smoking back then, but I stole...I remember a lot of lighters and candy.  And I went home and I got in my closet and I was counting my loot, you know, and my mom came in and I got busted.

Jay: Oh, and did you have to go back down to the store with one of these, *pulls ear*
Courteney: Yeah, I think she might have pushed me on my bike quickly.

Jay: Ooh, and she didn't go with you?
Courteney: No.  I had to go do it on my own.

Jay: And you returned it and you did it?
Courteney: Yeah well, I probably didn't return all of it, but I gave some of it.  I'm no fool.

Jay: Now, did you go crazy in Vegas?  Do you gamble?  Like, you're there filming, do you go nuts?
Courteney: I'm not a big gambler.  It makes me so uncomfortable to lose.  First of all, every time I go down there, I lose within the first 20 minutes.  I lose everything I planned on losing.  So, it's not fun for me at all.  David LOVES it.  I heard you don't like to gamble, do you not?

Jay: No, you know, like winning a thousand dollars doesn't make me feel much better than losing a hundred would make me feel bad.
Courteney: Yeah, so why do it?  It's so frustrating.

Jay: Yeah, I'm playing 21 and the guy goes ' yeah you got 38' oh okay.  I guess I'm out.  Cos, I'm dyslexic.  I get the cards.  Is that a queen?  Is that an eight?  Now give us some gossip of the guys.  Who's in it?
Courteney: Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, Christian Slater, David Arquette, Bokeem Woodbine, Ice-T, Howie Long.  There's a lot of guys and me.  All guys.

Jay: Now, put your husband out of the equation.  Which would be the cutest of the guys?
Courteney: Well, I really loved Kurt.  Because Kurt reminds me of my family.  He is the most blunt honest person...he is so honest in a good way.  He sticks to his opinions and that's the way it is.

Jay: Oh you like that kind of guy.
Courteney: I like that because for me that makes a more interesting person.  I just really got along with him well.  He reminds me of my brothers here.  Kurt is definitely...He's fun.  And Kevin is really sweet...and he's nuturing.  You can tell he has kids.

Jay: Men never talk that way among men, "I met this girl, I was nuturing"
Courteney: Let me tell you something, that nuturing stuff works.

Jay: Hey, let's take a look.  Tell us what we're gonna see in this scene.
Courteney: This is the first time I meet Kurt.  It's like the opening scene of the movie.

Jay: Let's take a look.  3000 Miles To Graceland.

*clip*

Jay: Hey, good luck with the movie.  It opens this Friday.  Courteney, I know you have to run.  Thank you very much.  Courteney Cox, ladies and gentlemen.

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