Sing to the tune of Independent women by Destiny's Child

Independent women? (no way)

Brooke Logan
with my girl Taylor
and Caroline
Macy and Kimberly, come on
uh uh uh

Question: Tell me what you think about me
I get diamonds from men and lots of wedding rings
Always show up in your office to talk about our relationship
When it's all over we'll get an annulment
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to get rid of me, boy you get dismissed
Seduce all I can, go through every man in the family
Always marrying the same guys in my weddings

The men at my feet
I've seduced them
the guy by my side
I've trapped him
the ring I'm carrying
I've stolen it (from another woman)
'cause I depend on men
If I wanted the man you have now
I'll seduce him
the house I live in
my hubby bought it
the baby I'm carrying
whose is it?
I depend on men
(I depend on men)

All the women who are independent
- well you'll find none of those here
All the honeys who makin' money
- well sure, I work at Forrester
All the women who want those men
- don't dream, only we can have them
all the ladies who truly feel like this
- well they're our destiny

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Mr. Forrester how those women get down with you like that
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Mr. Forrester how those women get down with you like that

Tell me how you feel about this
Which one would I want if I could choose
I worked hard and sacrificed everything to get that man
Ladies, it ain't easy getting Forrester men
Question: How'd you like this teddy that I brought
changing into it to give him what he wants
If you wanna have him tell him he's your destiny
depend on no one else to give you what you want

The men at my feet
I've seduced them
the guy by my side
I've trapped him
the ring I'm carrying
I've stolen it (from another woman)
'cause I depend on men
If I wanted the man you have now
I'd seduce him
the house I live in
my hubby bought it
the baby I'm carrying
whose is it?
I depend on men
(I depend on men)

All the women who are independent
- well you'll find none of those here
All the honeys who makin' money
-well sure, I work at Forrester
All the women who want those men
- don't dream, only we can have them
all the ladies who truly feel like this
- well they're our destiny

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Mr. Forrester how those women get down with you like that
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Mr. Forrester how those women get down with you like that

My darling
wassup?
you in the house?
no, I'm not
I'm cheating on you with your brother

Women of Forrester men
flawless beauty
- we're the only ones who can have them
those great Forrester men

All the women who are independent
- well you'll find none of those here
All the honeys who makin' money
- well sure, I work at Forrester
All the women who want those men
- don't dream, only we can have them
All the ladies who truly feel like this
- well they're the our destiny

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Mr. Forrester how those women get down with you like that
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Mr. Forrester how those women get down with you like that
 
 

This text is based on the song by Destiny's Child: Independent Women Part 1, which is featured in the movie Charlie's Angels (Copyrighted by Sony Music Entertainment). This text was written for entertainment purposes only and no harm was intended to the creator of the original song (or to anyone else for that matter, don't take it seriously).