To get the image below shown on your desktop (the instructions have been tested to work with Windows '95 and Netscape 4.7 & IE 4.0):
Right-click on the image with your mouse. Then choose "Set as Wallpaper" from the menu that jumps up. This will work in Internet Explorer and Netscape browsers, I'm not positive about other browsers. That should do it.

You can also save the image to your computer by right-clicking it, then go to your settings > control panel > screen > and choose it as a wallpaper there.
This image is designed to fit a screen setting 800x600 pixels. It will look just fine with a larger setting too, there'll just be some empty space around the image.
If you experience any problems, report them to me by e-mail.
Also, if you have any information on how wallpaper settings work in other operating system and browser environments, please e-mail me.

If you'd like to see the same image with funny texts, click here. I created it for fun, it's not really meant to be anything wise.