wait longer....

Siobhan article on "Stolen Clothing Moments" reminded me of something from many years ago... cue weird wiggly line effect and "duppley doo dubbley doo" sound effects!

I remember my parents going out and I thought, as you do as a young tranny, great time to dress up as they were away for the whole evening... well I quickly got all dressed up (no makeup at that age... well a little but not a huge amount... it tended to be those pencils that when you put them in water turned to paint.. they were quite good but i shudder to think what they really looked like!) Anyway, I remember I'd just finished dressing and just putting on the "makeup" when.... "bang", the back door slammed shut!!!

"Oh SHIT!!!" our young heroine thought... and then heard her mothers voice shouting... "are you there... the fog outside is terrible!"

FOG!!! It was a clear night... well I didn't realise quite what patchy fog could be like. They had decided to return home and cancel their evening out... and here was I in a dress, tights, shoes and makeup!!! Luckily I was in the bathroom so I shut the door and pretended I was having a shave! But my mother was outside the room asking what I was doing so I couldn't start getting changed back until she left...

OK, so I laugh at it now but by god I was scared... I managed to get changed and washed and went to see them, now what they thought I was doing was probably nothing like what I was doing... I hope.

Anyway, it obviously taught me a lesson.. erm.. wait longer when someone has gone out before getting all dolled up!