The motto of the We Want Weed Consortium is "If it ain't broke, you gotta fix it". The HTTP department is the exact opposite of that motto. Ever since the W3C's inception in 1997, we have not made a single change to the Hypertext Transfer Protocol. We've not altered a bloody thing. And I bet you wish the rest of the consortium did the same.

The last update of HTTP was version 1.1. Nobody is even sure what the difference is from the original version.

By the way, the hundreds of people who have written essays on how HTTP could be improved are lying. It's completely impossible to make it perform better, especially not 20% faster. And if you refute our claims, you suck.

So, we've got this office here, and this bunch of people busily printing out sheets of paper and fiddling around with code. What's going on here? The code we are fiddling around with is our very own version of Space Invaders, written entirely in DHTML. (or rather, DXXHTML)

That's Dynamic eXtensible eXtended Hypertext Markup Language, except that the markup language isn't actually dynamic. It's normal XXHTML being manipulated by a script, so it's not a dynamic language in itself, it's a normal language with a bit of cool code behind it. Oh heck, let's just call it Javascript like every other sensible person.