Metal Gear Cheats

Secrets ========================================
	I hate this section, I'm tired of getting pooed on, peed on and falling up stairs. Why don't you make Snake do stupid stuff?! Be nice to me...
	Holds up Playstation controller at the ready
	On screen Raiden drinks from the loo. You just made me drink from the loo!
	Er Raiden, you're drinking from the real loo now...
	Don't change the subject with me Mr.
	You're getting bog water on my floor! Gets out Socom
	Nervously Don't worry, I'm almost finished training him, it won't happen again...
======================================== In Game Play as a pigeon. To play as a giant pigeon on the plant level kill all the guards in the first area before you go into the lift and shake them to collect pigeon costume parts A and B. Kill the guard up above and collect Pigeon costume part C. (Hard only} Then go to the boys toilets the strut after you first see Fortune and hide in a cubicle. Raiden will change into a pigeon costume! Revenge of the birds. If you shoot the seagulls too much they will all gang up on you. Holding your breath longer underwater. Tap triangle while swimming and you hold your breath longer. Forklift. In the Fortune battle position Raiden up against the left hand wall and wait for her to blast the forklift. You will get an extra cut scene. I'm on fire! If you've caught on fire equip the BDU or box and un-equip it to put yourself out. Bug face. Throw a grenade at the bugs whilst in first person view they splat on the screen. The more you do this the more mess on the screen will build up. Far more interesting then that guy's yabbering... In the tanker, hold 2 press action by the projectors to see a model on the screen, that the marines like far more that the last picture. Keep pressing triangle over and over again for funny responses. You may get caught... Kissing When you're in a locker with a poster press to go into first person view and the character will kiss the poster. Beat up Snake. When Snake's napping hit him to get abuse, if you go to shoot him, he'll suddenly wake up and hold his gun at the ready, if you shoot him he'll shoot back, he can't be killed. Camera Photo Olga during battle - she will become annoyed and Otacon will comment on the picture. access the chamber containing metal gear ray via the bottom route a black trapdoor - crouch and crawl through the ducts then climb the ladder now take your camera and point it into the alley you will hear a short sound in the background and see a man wrapped in a cloak and boots (Ocelot.) photograph this for a response from Otacon. Close the locker near the semtex and photo the couple on the poster - another comment from Otacon if you show it to him. On the locker near the Raven figure there's a picture of a males chest - also show this to Otacon. Take a picture of any girl in a naughty pose and show Otacon. Also take a picture of a half dressed marine to show Otacon. Go to hold 2 and take a picture of the right screen when its on, a ghostly image of Hideo Kojima will show up send the photo to Otacon. When you're in hold 3 take pictures of the marine commandant and send them to Otacon. What they really think... Pressing R1 and R2 to hear good thoughts (R1) or negative (R2) Deflect Rays. You can deflect the Rays bullets and laser fire with the H.F. Blade by blocking. Grip cheat. Instead of doing 100 chin-ups to up 1 grip level, you can do 10 Fall and Grabs. How to survive strangle. To have improved resistance against the strangle - when gripped by Solidus's arm look to the left as far as possible until you can see Ocelot, Snake and Fortune. I wish I had that. Trigger the alarm in Arsenal and return to the structure to which you were tied. Press yourself against it. Listen to what the soldier says next. Raiden nude! If you use a cheat card for all weapons, when you are nude equipping a weapon will make Raiden unable to hide himself - don't worry there's nothing rude to see... actually that's pretty disturbing. Caught a damned cold... If you've got a cold find a place where there are no guards patrolling. Lie down in the same position for 3 minutes and you're cold will disappear. Dale Winton's dog tag!!!!!!!!!!!! In the 2nd hold there's a guard near the platform where the navy guy is giving the speech, hold him up get his dog tag, DALE WINTON! Emma and Snake!? When sniping out enemies on the bridge, take out your D Mic. and listen to Snake. Real hair my butt... When sniping for Emma, when she's behind the first massive column take out the D.Mic and listen to her, then ring her. Do this for the second too. Shaving Pliskin Go to the left side of the pool that you came in by, hang on the railing and move along then pull up and find a razor equip it when you first meet Pliskin. You give it to him, and you can tell he's used it when you next see him dressed as Snake. Only works in hard.
======================================== Codec Real hair my butt... When sniping for Emma, when she's behind the first massive column take out the D.Mic and listen to her, then ring her. Do this for the second too. Evil Snake. Shoot Olga a few times, Otacon calls you sounding agitated. Be mean to Emma. Call her on the Codec when she's drowning. Shoot or kick her and keep calling her after each time. Leave her and go into the next room and call the Colonel. Shoot her on the oil fence and call her afterwards. Chris Briggs. Where the guy's releasing his urine use the stinger to kill him and then call Otacon, he is- was a good friend of Otacon's, what is it with him and pee!? Vamp... After meeting Pliskin for the first time, keep calling him on the Codec. Raiden will ask about the various members of Dead Cell. There's some disturbing information on Vamp and Dolph... Cardboard Boxes. Ring up Snake while you have the cardboard box equipped. He has a slightly different comment if you shot his cardboard box on the CD connecting bridge. Got to try this.... After the scene with the President, call Snake until Otacon speaks first...Just listen to the rest... Mincing?! Angel!?? After you defeat Olga phone up Otacon. Mei Ling. On the tanker call Otacon up 13 times and save your game 13 times, Mei Ling can be heard. What they really think... Pressing R1 and R2 to hear good thoughts (R1) or negative (R2) Hold it Raiden. Go to the male toilet and look into the urinal then call the colonel. Raiden has issues. When you're leading Emma walk into her to knock her down, then crawl onto her, call her on the Codec repeatedly to hear strangeness. Raiden has issues No.2. If you go in the women's stall, leave the door open, crouch, then look in first person at the toilet, then call colonel on the codec he will tell that this isn't the time for that. Rose will ask you if you do that in her room too. Snakes View Of Raiden Before Raiden and snake take out all those ninjas place a book down and hear what snake has to say. And you though Snake was perverted... Crawl under the table in front of Jennifer in the hostage room. Put a dart in her and her legs when they open. Take a picture and save it to your memory card. Then call the colonel. Repeat this process for three different responses. Nightmares. When Plisken's asleep call him a few times and he should say "Meryl" then shout "Liquid." and slightly wake up. Get washed man! Stand under the guard taking a leak and look up. Call the colonel to get a funny conversation from him and Rose. ========================================