Busmans Ball

Jack:     'Who you taking to the Busmens dance   then Stan?

Stan:      It's my little Suzie. Look out! here comes Dracula

BLAKEY:  Come on you two get a move on, your always stood around.

STAN: Alright Blakey keep your hat on, I was just asking

      Jack  if he new any good dances for the Busmens Ball.

JACK: Yeah, I was just telling him about the Quaker Dance

BLAKEY: I thought I knew all the dances. Take my dear old Mum up to the Pala every week for dancing but don't know that one.

JACK: Ah well Blakey the Quaker dance a special dance for the buscrews.

BLAKEY: A busmans dance! has it any good moves?.

JACK: I'll say so, you see Blakey you ask a bird to dance, then you take her twice around the dance floor and if your lucky it's around the back of the bus depot for your oats.

STAN: Yeah that's why we call it the Quaker Dance.

BLAKEY: Aaaaahhhh you puppies you, GET THAT BUS OWT! 

DOCTOR DOCTOR!

JACK:       'Ere Stan look at the new Depot Nurse over there, she's a bit of alright

STAN:       Cor your right there mate not bad at all.      

JACK       Think I'll go and say hello

STAN:      Hang on Jack whenever there is a nurse involved you always jump in first.

JACK:      What makes you say that?

STAN:      Well remember at school when we used to play Doctors and Nurses.  It was always you who got to be the Doctor so you could examine them. What did I end up doing, I was always made ambulance driver. It wasn't much fun for me. All I did was bring the girls to you so you could your wicked way with them playing Doctor.

JACK (gives one of his lecherous grins thinking about it)  Well it was good training for you wasn't it.

STAN:      Eh?

JACK:     Well you said you wanted to be a bus driver when you left school, so I was just getting you into training.

STAN:   Oh I never thought of it like that.

JACK:    There you are mate, I made the sacrifice, thats why you drive the bus today and I am only your conductor.

STAN:    I thought you wanted to be a conductor so you could chat up the birds.

JACK      Ah well.... yes there was that as well.

BLAKEY: OY! You two GET THAT BUS 'OWT.