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Welcome
to the Hotel Callyfornia
Meet the TT team at Redemption on Feb 23
We'll be the ones with the Champers and the marmite butties.
Hello
Again! Welcome to Avon's Motel.
Oh Avon, Avon... though I was a Federation spy, arranged to have you killed,
and married somebody else I never stopped loving myself, er I mean you!
Do you like the new hairdo by the way? It's not too Eighties, is it?
Oh
all right, all right. Welcome to the Hotel Callyfornia.
Moody Chops! It's not as though we get any visitors anyway. Have you seen
the hit counter recently? Or the guestbook? None of the search engines
will spider this thing you know... No this place needs a change of management,
a change of name. Cally's like skateboards or the Brevil sandwich toaster
- a thing of the past. No, let's have another Avon site instead. No, no,
aaargh.... Curses, I've been shot. Again! Will I ever learn?
Anyway,
feel free to visit any of the rooms, stay a while, put your feet up. No,
not on that, it's just been painted! And don't flick ash on the floor!
You're not at home now remember...
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news...hot news...hot.news...hot news...hot news...hot news...
STARFLEET!: Yes, we went to the Starfleet Ball to meet Paul Darrow and Jackie Pearce - Click on the roadsign for the pictures... more photos and a write up to follow soon! <
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news...hot news...hot.news...hot news...hot news...hot news...
And
now, the rooms...
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Welcome
to Cally's Cottage
- with everything you need to know about the sultry space vixen
of the Liberator. Includes:
It's
Cally - The unauthorised (and somewhat racy) biography of
a girl named Cally
The Cally Gallery - A full thumbnail
gallery of BBC glamour, excitement and leather; try not to swoon
now!
Cally Possessed - Want the
day off work? Don't call in sick, call in possessed! Let Cally show
you how...
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Standard
by 12, Gang-Ho!
-
the crew of the good ship Liberator (and the pants Scorpio) as never
before. GO!!...
Strange
Hill - Why was Vila always excused PE? Find out about the
gang's school days here.
Dayna the Vampire Slayer - It's
about time somebody gave her something to do, but who have we got
lined up as Giles? Or Angel? Find out February
12
World of Leather - We pay tribute
to the dress-down fashion king of the Liberator - Kerr Avon!
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Crossover:
When Two Worlds Collide...
- mix 'n' match B7 mayhem in a stranger reality than this. We'll
need drinks...
B7
Fight Club
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How hard were the gang really? Could they have taken on G Force?
Dad's Army? Bagpuss? Hmmm...
B7 Top of the Pops - Eighties pop
madness from the groovy gang. Dead or Alive indeed! "You spin
me right round Avon..."
If B7 had been made today - iMac
special effects, Gladiator scripts and Baby Spice as Jenna? It'll
all end in tears...
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Trainspotting:
Fact-totem indeed! - magnify those B7 facts through the
Feldon crystals of drunken logic and get... lost?
20
things you never knew about Liberator - Like where
are the light switches, and do you need 50p for the meter?
Those technical terms explained
- What is a Spatial? Is it like a Spangle? How can Avon fix a computer
with an egg whisk...?
Build your own Dystopian future
- The Federation with us now. If you don't believe me, try buying
a washing machine...
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This
is The End, the only end, my friend... bits 'n' bobs
about the Callyfornia crew; what we're like and what we like!
Manifesto
- A Cally website! Good grief man are you possessed! Could be...
Tainted Travis - Why we fell in
love with Brian Croucher and his great big Gambit hat.
Links - Sad to say, you must be
on your way, so pack your bags and f**k off . (But come back soon,
we love you!)
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And
don't be afraid to scribble in the guestbook.
Don't have a web site?
We are more than happy to accept your fiction, essays and drunken ramblings
on Blake's 7 - just so long as they're a/ original, b/ scandalous and
c/ funny. Post 'em today to Callyfornia.
No stamp required. Please allow 200 Spatials for delivery. Dress code
- chunky, but funky. ROAR.
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