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Rachael Elizabeth Harris is a female (or so she tells people) and was born under the star sign, Capricorn. Her eyes are most
certainly NOT un-interesting, and are a marvellous shade of bluey-gray, which sets off her blonde hair very nicely indeed.
She is 17 and has a lovely jubbly, adorable dog called Poppy, who spends most of her time rubbing her wet nose on Rachie's
knees or slamming Rachie's bedroom door against her wall, just as she is trying to get some valuable beauty sleep. Rachael
also has 2 lovely goldfish, whom she feeds every night before her beauty sleep.
Rachael Elizabeth currently attends Oldbury Wells Sixth Form in Bridgnorth, and despises every waking moment that she spends
there. Her two brothers, Timmy Wimmy and Nicholas (aka Damien) also attend the hell-hole, whereas her Mother is headteacher
at a Primary School in Newport and her Dad is something to do with education but she can't remember the long-winded name.
She knows that he fires people.
Rachie's best mate is the adorable MANTA PANTA!
Well who would have guessed it, but Rachael's favourite band is BUSTED, with others being Letters to Cleo (who make many appearances
on Soundtracks) and The Beatles.
Rachie loves films, but loves men even more. So her fave actors are Orlando Bloom (of course), Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett
and Heath Ledger. She enjoys perving at them when they take time out from their mole hole duties to appear on screen. Her
fave actress is currently Julia Stiles. Rachie's fave films include Clueless, 10 things I h8 about u, Pride and Prejudice,
Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The life of brian and The
search for the holy grail....I could go on 4 eva.
Her fave colour (apart from Red Nosed Fairy Red) is purple and white, and her favourite place in the world is the hugely magnificent
CLAVERLEY! When she is not perving...oops I mean, watching movies, Rachie is stuck in a good book. She is currently undertaking
the task of reading the whole library, but is still on the "A"s. Her fave books are Footloose/Fiesta by Kate Cann and everything
by Jane Austin and Enid Blyton. I swear shes not a baby.
Rachie loves her bed, thus it is not surprising that her fave time of day is bedtime.
If Rachie had just one wish, she would make like a beauty queen on Miss. Congeniality, and wish for world peace. Her exact
words, and note this is a straight-up quote from the star herself, are.."An end to world suffering 4 animals as well as humans."
Doesn't she have a heart of gold?!!! Speaking of hearts, Rachie is somewhat of a romantic, and would prefer love to lust anyday,
and when asked if she would take her date to Maccy D's or BK, she replied,"Maccy D's cos Burger kings veggie meals r Shit!"
What an elegant lady!
And so ends our little profile on Rachie... Rachael Elizabeth Harris.....THIS IS YOUR LIFE *closes red folder and hands it
to tearful Rach.*
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Samantha Jane Kinsey was born a female (one hopes she still maintains that quality) under the star-sign, Taurus. Her eyes
are blue, and typically, she has the blonde hair to match (many thanks to the hairdressers who make this possible for her.)
She is still a young lass at 16, but vows to join the 17 club on April 21st.
Samantha has three adorable guinea pigs called Bumpa, Beepa, and Baby, whom bring joy and happiness into her life. They spend
most of their waking hours running around their cages like spastics and eating each others poo. What a marvellous existence!
Samantha, or as she is known to most of her world, Manta, attends Oldbury Wells Sixth Form in Bridgnorth, and detestes the
fact that her house is right on the doorstep of this school-come-prison. There is just no escape!! Her older brother, Christopher,
also used to attend this school until he became a highly qualified Dustbin Man (another name for IT consultant in Manta language.)
Christopher's best qualities are his highly fit mates, who Manta enjoys walking in on when they are half naked.
Manta's mother is a travel consultant in the lovely town of Bridgnorth, and her father takes up his occupancy in Wombourne,
where he is the commercial director of a surfacing company called Interclass.
Manta's best mate is RACHIE WACHIE! Her favourite band in the world is the highly talented Busted, but also enjoys the relaxing
sounds of The Calling, Blue, and The Monkees (Hey, Hey, We're the Monkeeeeeees.) Due to a recnt concert, she has also become
a fan of the extremely fit, 45-yr old Donny Osmond.
Unsurprisingly, her fave actor is Orlando Bloom, but she also enjoys the performances of Elijah Wood, and Eric McCormack (Will
from Will and Grace.) She is also a huge fan of the fabulous geordie duo, Ant n Dec! Her favourite films are Lord of the Rings
(she swears she doesn't know all the lines) The Faculty, Tombstone, and Bring it On, and being a Liverpool supporter since
she discovered the attractiveness of men in shorts, she is a big fan of the colour Red.
Thus, her favourite place in the whole world is full of red...red rocks, in Sedona Arizona, but she also loves Anfield purely
for the history, the skill of the footballers (and their legs.)Her favourite book is Lord of the Rings, she is still plodding
her way through it, and anything by Jane Green.
Manta loves her sleep, so bedtime is the best time of day for her, and if she had one wish, it would be for eternal happiness
for her and everyone she loves.
Speaking of love, Manta prefers this to lust, as lust is a deadly sin, and she does not want to be caught by Lucifer and fed
to the plastic dragon with creaky cogs on her stage set.
Manta prefers Maccy D's to BK because, and this is an ACTUAL quote from the star (it'll sell well on E-bay!) "I love the chips!
They are saltier than BK, and straighter. It's all in the straightness!" We hope that you are straight, Manta!
So there we have it, a profile on Samantha Jane Kinsey....THIS IS YOUR LIFE... *Manta faints and cries like a baby in happiness*
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Manta and Rach's New Years Resolutions
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1)Meet Busted *DONE (SORT OF)*
2)Get onto either The Saturday show, Top of the Pops or SMTV Live
3)Dine @ the Ritz
4)Go to Tenerife *BOOKED*
5)Go to Ireland
6)A concert (preferably BUSTED!)*BOOKED*
7)Premiere of LOTR The Return of the King
8)Liverpool match
9)Go to Scotland
10)Record "Superstar"
11)Be extras in a video *DONE*
12) Go to New York
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Our Shite School
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We h8....
1)Scabby Toilets that have ----
a)no lock
b)no toilet seat
c)no toilet paper
d)no toilet
e)or are infested with whingy snivelling little year 7s trying to get out of going outside at breaktimes!!
2) Populars who think they are IT!
3) Unpopulars who think they are IT!
4) Year 11 whores
5) Teachers who speak in American accents and favour their grade A students
6) Two faced people who bitch about their own friends
7) Amanda Piggy-Wiggy
8) Assemblies
9) Evil year 13s who are always trying to kill year 12s
10) Stinky stalkers
Stay tuned....theres bound to be more to come...
We like...
*Hmmm that's funny, not much to go in here is there?!*
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