Celebrity Generation Review!!!
ISSUE ONE OF THE ALL NEW CGR!!! 10th Nov !999.


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Monk off!

Anyone seen my banana? I dunno where it is. It's a yellow one?
Whoop-ah-aha!!!

LOOK!!!

CELEBRITY GAME REVIEW BACK ISSUES!!! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7.

John Callaghan, 1999. Designed to be viewed at 800x600. CGR.


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GAME PREVIEW!!!

Scrotum

 

Careful, Vinny! You only got one left!!!

An amazing new game from Summer Baysoft!

"Vinny's Solo Pong Challenge!"


Celebrating the fact that the hottest "Home And Away" heartthrob only has one "bean" in his "bag"!!!

Vinny's scrotum is the gaming arena as you bounce his last remaining testicle between the two panels in an attempt to keep Vinny's last remaining "boy" in the "building"!!!

Yessss!

Minutes of fun guaranteed!



FORCE IT UP!

QUI GONN JIM (McDONALD) - JEDI KNIGHT OF WETHERFIELD.

A Beard

 

What about ye, wee Jedi's? Would ye cod yerselves onn or what? It is I, Qui Gonn Jim! Expert Jedi Master/mechanic/wife beater. Hup ya boy, ya.

Aye!

Using the old "Jedi Mind Trick" on Betty, is a sound way of gettin' free pints! I'm tellin' ya, meself and young Tyrone were shitfaced down the Rovers lastnight! Yoda (Gail Robberts) says that Tyrone is too old to begin the training, but I will train him myself, anyway!

Fair play!

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