| Hello Readers, Jessica Fletcher of Murder She
Wrote Fame here again to bring you the latest news on upcoming consoles.
Not many of you know this, but most novelists partake in murder at some
point in their lives. Enid Blyton's back garden is strewn with the corpses
of prostitutes - I know that for a fact, ahh hahaha. Well, all that hilarity
aside, I'd like to talk to you about the Playstation 2. I'd imagine most
of you games playing bunnies out there own a Playstation. They are the
most popular console in the universe afterall and still continue to sell
like hot biscuits. Indeed, as I bang out this article on my trusty laptop,
I can see my own playstation half buried under a pile of cans from lastnights
booze up with Max from Heart To Heart. Man, that Freeway fella can fairly
put it away too.
Anyway, the new Playstation is on the horizon,
apparently. Many may have believed (much like myself) that when the
Psx - 2's stats were released they were just figures plucked out of
the bottom of some Sony muppet, in an attempt to kick Sega's Dreamcast
in the jenny. However, game developers have begun creating for this
phantom console with stuff like Metal Gear Solid 2 already underway.
The Psx-2 will no doubt have a modem, so you can get jiggy on-line and
given the record of Sony over the last few years you'd have to wonder
whether the once mighty Sega can defeat the walkman creating zillionaires.
I think it's too close to call at the moment, although Sega were slapped
like a bitch when their Sega Saturn went a few rounds with the Sony
Playstation last time around. Indeed, some of the newer gamers amongst
you may not have even seen a Sega Saturn which is pretty scary, when
you think about it. Being a millionaire, I don't care, cos I'm gonna
get both consoles anyways, but looking at the last murderfest that was
Sega Vs. Sony, I'd have to put my stash on Sony. Sorry, Sega - I still
love you chaps and I hope you prove me wrong...!
Well, that's enough of that then. I've got to
take Max's shriveled body out of my swimming pool.
THE
VIEWS OF JESSICA FLETCHER IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF CGR. ALTHOUGH WE
HAVE SEEN DEAD PROSTITUTES IN ENID "BUTCHER" BLYTON'S BACK GARDEN.
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