Welcome to Issue # 3, page 2 of CGR.
WHAT'S ON YER COUNTER THIS ISSUE, FRED?
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Eh up! Fred Elliot (butcher/funnyman/genius) with this issues specials!!! This issue, 'ar Fred recommends... Pork. Lama. Maude's removed hip. Fred's Super Jumbo Bangers tm. Mince. Ashley's Glands. And On SPECIAL OFFER!!! Pig rectum stuffed with Mini-Mars bars. |
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One of the following quotes has never been uttered by lovable Fred, but which one...? *Ah say, ah say - a sip of your finest beer please, landlord! *Ashley! I am your father! Search your feelings, you know it to be true. *Maude - you don't half put the sizzle in my Jumbo Sausage... *Councilor Roberts! You are looking lovely this evening - considering you look like a horse, woman! *Why, you say? Ah say, ah say - because stone cold Fred Elliot says so! Alright??? |
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Remembering the AMIGA, with an angry terminator.
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Fantastic Search Engine Update!!!
| Thanks to the providers of the nifty counter thingy on this site, we can get all sorts of info like what times we are most likely to get some hits, what countries this site is most popular in (HELLO TO THE TWO BLOKES FROM TURKEY WHO NO DOUBT CAME HERE BY MISTAKE!) and all that junk. We have registered the site with Alta Vista and so if you enter "Celebrity Game Review" (including the inverted commas) then you'll find us. However, the first ever hit via a search engine happened lastnight and what was the innocent victim actually looking for...? That's right, Debbie Mcgee. Just enter "Debbie McGee" in Alta Vista and we'll be down the line somewhere. Technology, eh? |
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Reader Reaction.
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Getting people to come here for the first time can sometimes be a long and thankless task, but thankfully the majority of peeps seem to like what they find. Here's just a few random extracts from IRC chat and emails we've been sent. <E|ectrode> hahaha!!! that's f**king brilliant!!! Spacemonk via email - Cool site. Very funny!!! MaryD via email - I love the site. DeathLord99 via email - Am I supposed to believe that paul daniels writes for your website? f**k off. S_Hughes Hahaha! Paul Daniel's Legal Representatives via email - Please cease this shameful mockery of our client.
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And so another few days hard work comes to an end and our heroes deserve a hard earned break. What will the fascists be getting up to in their time off?
Paul: I'll be
going to Jurassic Park!!! Wahey! Ouch...
Ashley: Yuk,
yuk, yuk. I'm as common as muck.
The Midnight
Horse: Stealing sugar lumps from your kitchen.
Keanu: Trying
to remember where the office is, so I can go to work.
Morrissey: Listening
to The Venga Boys.
Samuel L Jackson:
Puttin' a cap in yo' ass (hahaha).
Marilyn Manson:
A spot of fishing.
CGR WILL RETURN VERY SOON.
Mail us please - celeb_gr@hotmail.com