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Cake - Submitted by Jake Berlier
Ingredients
Car
Driver's License
Money
Plate
Matches
Directions
1. Drive to your local Kroger's store.
2. Go to the bakery section
3. Buy a cake.
4. Take the cake home.
5. Take the cake out of the box.
6. Put the cake on the plate.
7. Burn the evidence of buying the cake (the box and receipt)
8. Tell everyone that you made the cake yourself.