1. Know anything about a car, other than it's colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Build a shed
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab while walking,
17. Piss out a train window,
18. Argue without shouting,
19. Get told off without crying,
20. Underdstand fruit machines,
21. Walk past a shoe shop,
22. Make a decent sandwich,
23. Not comment on a stranger's clothes,
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper,
25. Let you sleep off a headache,
26. Drink a whisky-coke,
27. Get in a round,
28. Throw a punch,
29. Do magic,
30. Like your friends,
31. Enjoy porn,
32. Eat an indian curry,
33. Get to the point,
34. Buy plain envelopes,
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet,
36. Sit in a room for five minutes, without ,saying "I'm cold",
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates,
38. Avoid credit card debit,
39. Dive into a pool,
40. Assemble furniture,
41. Forn a rock group,
42. Set a video recorder,
43. Not try and change you,
44. Watch a war film,
45. Understand flirting results in violence,
46. Spend a day by themselves,
47. Go to the toilet by themselves,
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket,
49. Choose a video quickly,
50. Get to the point,
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