Full Name: Nigel Justin Blinman.
Nicknames/Aliases: "you lazy bastard" "you total and
utter git" "oi, you at the back with the glazed expression.".
DoB: 18/08/78.
Favourite Colour: Tartan.
Favourite Song: "Albequerque" huh Nige?
Favourite Film: Test cards through the years: a celebration
(Unwatchable, but will remove unwanted visitors faster even than Chas 'N' Dave's Greatest Hits.)
Favourite Book: NW London telephone directory (awful plot but characters are believable).
Favourite F1 Team: Jordan
Favourite "Celebrity": Gail Porter (can't
stand listening to the woman talk, but I can think of at least 14 selfish but imaginative ways around that one.
Favourite Toy: Stanley Knife.
Favourite Cartoon: South Park.
Favourite Cartoon Character: Garfield.
Favourite Food: Steak.
Favourite Clothes: Original colour, shape and purpose long
forgotten. (I've had it a while).
Current Marital Status: 3 wives, all someone else's.
Michael Schumacher; Angel or Antichrist: Antichrist
(if he'd hit the wall harder, angel. Maybe.)
"Your Phrase": Are you in pain, or are you trying to speak German?
Recreations: Reading, Drinking, slaughtering virgins
on a withered heath at midnight.
Have you ever really been in love: Yes.
Do you still speak to the person: Yes. (Talking to
yourself is a great way to get some space on a crowded bus. Conduct a full blown lover's tiff and you'll have an entire bus to yourself.)
10 words to describe the state of your bedroom: Damage deposit more irritrievably lost than if lent to Rowan.
Reason why you shouldn't have to fill this out: I'll have to re-read all this crap next time I lookmyself up on the web.
What you think you should receive for filling this out: 83p in small change and a secondhand mint imperial (hey, if you don't ask, you won't get.)
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