Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle... Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Burk... Over worked servant of the thing upstairs... But that’s nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the trapdoor... For there’s always something down there... in the dark... waiting to come out... "DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOOR, YOU'RE A FOOL IF YOU DARE... STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAP DOOR, 'COS THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE!... CREEPY CRAWLY SLIMEY THINGS THAT STICK ON TO YOUR SKIN... HORRID THINGS WITH TENTACLES THAT WANT TO PULL YOU IN... SQUIRMY WORMS, SLUGS AND SNAILS THAT LIE THERE IN A GOO... STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAP DOOR, 'COS THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE!"...