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Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle... Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Burk... Over worked servant of the thing upstairs... But that’s nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the trapdoor... For there’s always something down there... in the dark... waiting to come out... "DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOOR, YOU'RE A FOOL IF YOU DARE... STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAP DOOR, 'COS THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE!... CREEPY CRAWLY SLIMEY THINGS THAT STICK ON TO YOUR SKIN... HORRID THINGS WITH TENTACLES THAT WANT TO PULL YOU IN... SQUIRMY WORMS, SLUGS AND SNAILS THAT LIE THERE IN A GOO... STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAP DOOR, 'COS THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE!"...


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 Here are some of my favorite quotes from Trap Door. Some of these quotes are available to download in our sounds section so why not take a look?

 “Poor old Boni. He hasn’t been the same since his brain fell out!” - Berk

 “Ello.My names Rogg!” - Rogg's first words to Berk.

 “Doesn’t Boni talk a lot? You don’t say much though do you.” - Rogg to Berk as he's sat on top of him... flattening him completely.

 “Ain’t nature wonderful!” - Berk as lot's of baby monsters explode into a yellow gunk.

 “I like Berk. He’s my friend.” - Rogg

 “I think I love them!” - Rogg on seeing Drutt's babies.

 “It’s purple pimple popping time!” - Berk

 “Globbits!” - Berk's famous catchphrase. 

 “oh...how rude!” - Boni

 “Where’s my gut-bucket?!” - Berk

 “Poor old Boni. Need his eyes testing.....I wonder where they are?” - Berk

 “Silly small yellow lumps. I’ll feed ‘em to the glurbs!” - Berk threatening Beubo.

 “It’s big and black with 1,2,3,4.. oooo lot’s of legs!” - Berk

 “Oooooh dear, it’s vanishified!” - Berk

 “Ello Boni. Lets go out and play.” - Rogg

 “Orrible green gobby lump! Oh, I wish He’d use a handkerchief.” - Berk

 “It’s bonking time! I love’s a bit of bonking!!!” - Berk. (erm, it means hitting on the head....not the other, um....meaning.)

 “Oh look. He’s got a little ‘ole in the top of his head!” - Berk about the yellow Beubo

 Boni: Berk's a nice chap really. He’s very fond of me.
 Berk: Where’s that stupid skull gone. Useless lump of bone.

 “It’s that big pink thing again.” - Boni about Rogg

 “What I need now is some old utensil to bash me pancake flat with. I know, I use Boni while he’s asleep.” - Berk

 “A jokes a joke but this goes some way beyond the realms of light entertainment!” - Berk

 “Cor,sniff that!” - Berk.

 “Who ever saw an onion with a beak?” - Berk about Thort


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