fake news

04.09.03 - Elfhead Fan Club group news - from now on, no more backstage pass for new members, sorry. Elfhead's dressing room is getting too crowded. Haldir is getting antsy.

03.31.03 - So, what happened after Rock the 'Bou? Check out the Elfhead aftermath at the 'Bou site.

03.19.03 - The Official Elfhead Press Agent advised me to hire a Band Entourage. If you're interested please join the Elfhead Fan Club Group and appoint yourself as bouncer, hair gel coordinator, toothpaste administrator, etc. Good luck.

Mirkwoodstock Newsflash: The Eagle has left the building! Gandalf used his magical powers to bump him off the stage. [more]

03.18.03 - Haldir Hair Auction Closed Today Due to Lembas Shortage. [more]

03.16.03 - The Elfhead Fan Club group has reached 100 members today! To celebrate this milestone, we will be auctioning off a strand of Haldir's hair*. Lembas will be used as the currency. All proceeds go to the Feed Pippin Lotsa Lembas Charity. The auction will last a week, it starts tomorrow. You must be an Elfhead Fan Club member to bid. To join the group click here.
(*just a picture not the real hair ok!)

In other news, Mirkwoodstock Festival resumes today. The Eagle and Elfhead were the first ones to return from yesterday's 'Bou arena dedication ceremony but the band announced that they needed their beauty sleep. Gwaihir seized the moment and went back on stage.

03.15.03 - For the first time in its long history, Mirkwoodstock Festival is put on hold. Bands and fans alike are headed to the 'Bou arena dedication ceremony where Elfhead will play their first ever live performance since releasing their album, Sgt. Leggy's Lonely Hearts Club Band. [more]

03.13.03 - Official Elfhead Members' Bios released. Here's an excerpt: Celeborn - rumored to be a romance novel writer who writes under the pseudonym Kelly Bourne. Haldir - frustrated hockey player/former figure skater. Legolas - Recently launched his own brand of perfume/dirt repellent called Legolas' Secret. For more go to the Elfhead page and click on the band members' names.

03.07.03 - Shieldsurffingelf has started an Elfhead Fan Club group. JOIN NOW and get an Elfhead backstage pass with your profile name written on it. Offer good while supplies last. **UPDATE** It's back online! It's not age-restricted anymore so everyone can now join! Also, if you want to submit Elfhead fan encounters, gig reviews, haikus, etc., please join the group and post your work there. So, tell your friends, neighbors and countrymen about it and help make it the best Middle Earth rock band fan club in the world!

03.06.03 - Elfhead will be headlining Mirkwoodstock Festival. Other acts scheduled to perform are Gandalf Against The Machine, Sarumon & Grimafunkel, Puff Strider, Linkin Orc, etc. Mirkwoodstock is an ongoing festival featuring the Middle Earth Rock Stars. For more info check out the Mirkwoodstock Festival mini-site.

03.03.03 - Elfhead has accepted an invitation from Middle Earth's coolest hockey team Dom-Land Caribou to play at their arena's dedication ceremony. The official naming of The Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo arena will be held on March 14. Legolas, 'Bou defenceelf and lead singer of Elfhead has been juggling his time between playing hockey and promoting the band's debut album, Sgt. Leggy's Lonely Hearts Club Band. He has been eating a lot of lembas to keep his strength up... one big bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown elf.

03.02.03 - Shieldsurffingelf has started an Elfhead Fan Club group. JOIN NOW and get an Elfhead backstage pass with your profile name written on it. Offer good while supplies last. **UPDATE** Sorry you won't be able to join at the moment because the homepage is undergoing renovation. Current members won't be able to access the group's homepage as well, sorry. I'll inform you when it will be back online.

02.25.03 - Meet Bond, Legolas Bond.

02.16.03 - The wait is over! Elfhead releases first ever album today. Early reviews are mixed: Spun - "You can't help but be swept away by this epic monstrosity... hypnotic, melodic... frightening.", Rolling Ball - "Elf pop at its worst.", Drooly mag - "Legolas' voice is like melted butter spread over toasted bread."

02.10.03 - EXCLUSIVE picture of Señor Legolas, Señor Aragorn and Señor Gimli a.k.a. The Tres Hunters during their vacation in Mexico.

01.30.03 - EXCLUSIVE preview of Elfhead's upcoming album: a bonus track entitled Battercup feat. the Uruks Underground.

01.29.03 - After a long holiday break, Elfhead are now in the studio to record their long awaited album.

01.19.03 - Meet Spockgolas!

01.04.03 - Legolas Trades Bow for Magic Wand   [more]

12.27.02 - Elfhead named Spun Magazine's Band of the Year!

updates

04.09.03 - links - Check out Elf Lady's site: Legolas Greenleaf. Swoonilicious pics! Update on the "Gone With The Elf" manip on ebay situation - the matter has been resolved. The image has been taken down. All is well in Greenleaf Greenleaf land again. Yay!

04.04.03 - ANNOUNCEMENT: I've been made aware of the fact that the "Gone With The Elf" image manipulation i made is being used in selling t-shirts on ebay! I just wanna say that i've nothing to do with it. Didn't know about it till someone emailed me. Please don't do this people. I only created the manipulated images for fun and not for commercial purposes. I've no intention of ever using them to make money. I don't really know what to do, i'm really worried, it sucks. I'm thinking of shutting down this site cause i don't know what to do and i don't want it to happen again. I'm getting a headache. Bye.

03.31.03 - We're back in business! Yay! The Elfhead forum is history. Can't manage it and be the Elfhead Fan Club group co-mod at the same time. So, if you wanna talk about the band and do all kinds of exciting stuff, join us at the EFC headquarters.
03.20.03 - ANNOUNCEMENT: Got an email from Lycos saying that they'll be moving to one of Lycos Europe's central data-centres starting March 22 and will take about 7 days. During the migration i won't be able to update this site. It will still be accessible though, but the service might be slower than usual, sorry.
03.19.03 - FAQ - added original song info (Mirkwoodstock)
03.17.03 - added a rewritten song (stayin' alive) by jazz to the leggydancing page. Updated the FAQ page. I won't be accepting fan submissions at this time. If you want you could join the Elfhead Fan Club group and post your work there.
03.13.03 - Check out my new partner site: Dom-Land Caribou. It's so cool it's frozen. Please check out shieldsurffingelf's other groups too: PiratesOfTheCaribbeanMovie, TributeToOrlandoBloom and TributeToElijah.
03.06.03 - FAQ - added original song info of The Eagle (one of Mirkwoodstock's performers).
02.22.03 - buttons - you could use if you'd like to link to me.
02.17.03 - affiliates - Bloomy-Licious
02.16.03 - FAQ - added list of original version of songs from the Elfhead album. Added the latest fake news pictures to fake news image gallery. Created Elfhead forum.
01.10.03 - created a FAQ page.
01.25.03 - links. MEHA's (Middle Earth Hockey Association) coolest team, Dom-Land Caribou just launched its website. Check it out. Season begins Feb. 1.
01.13.03 - happee happee happee happee happee happee happee birfday Orlando Bloom! May the force be with you.
01.06.03 - made a new title banner and added some related links to Elfhead page including a song written by ryanne.
12.27.02 - affiliates - AOB. Sorree for the lack of updates. I've been busy. btw, Merry Pippin and a Happee Elf Year! :P thanx for the emails/feedback and thankz fer signing my guestbook. i really appreciate it. May the elf be with you!
8.31.02 - Check out Elfhead's very first fan page at Crunksville. Added a couple of links.