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Haldir
Hair Auction Closed Today Due to Lembas Shortage
March 18, 2003, Elfhead
Fan Club group Headquarters
Millions
of Elfhead fangurls raided Thranduil's lembas supply which
got The King stark raving mad. He threatened to shave Haldir's
hair off if the auction isn't stopped. Pippin wasn't happy
but he could only chew and nod. Legolas is in the doghouse
again cause Thranduil thinks the auction was his idea.
The winner
of the Haldir Hair was VHIGWIND and here was the winning bid:
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bites of lembas, a shiny-new hamster named Earl, a can
of raspberry-flavored peaches, an autographed "Elfhead"
CD, a stuffed squirrel, 20 ft of Elven rope, a "How
to Macarena" instructional video for those poor hobbits,
and a year-long subscription to PlayHobbit. |
As a way
of saying thank you for participating, every EFC*
member gets a free Grima Hair.
IF the
Elfhead
Fan Club group reaches 200 members, there's a possibility
that we'll auction off Legolas' eyelash.
Reporting
live from the EFC headquarters, this is Lord of the Earrings,
Elfhead Manager/EFC co-moderator/Greenleaf Greenleaf webmonster/Master
of Ceremonies, signing off.
*Elfhead
Fan Club group
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