BATTERCUP
feat. The Uruks Underground

Why do you beat me up (beat me up) Legolas, baby
Just to shoot me down (shoot me down) and kick me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never miss, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I hate you (I love you) more than anyone, elflin'
You are what I was from the start
So beat me up (beat me up) Butterelf, don't break my neck

"I'll be guarding the wall", you told me time and again
Since you're there, I look around and then (bah dah dah)
I run to the gate, I can't take any more
It is you, you shoot me down again

(Hey, hey, hey!) Leggy, Leggy, I try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A way inside, and I'll make you pay
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll get you elf
Oh but then, Aragorn's waiting for me
Oh-nooooo oh-nooooo,

Why do you slice me up (slice me up) Stridercup, baby
Just to take me down (take me down) and toss me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never have mercy,
When you say you will (say you will) I hate you Estel
I hate you (I hate you) more than anyone, Longshanks
You know that I have from the start
So slice me up (slice me up) Butterking, don't take my head

I was Saruman's toy but I could be the uruk, you adore
If you'd just let me live (bah dah dah)
Although you're unwashed, I'm attracted to you all the more
Why don't you let me live

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, I try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little ladder and I'll be over the wall
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be safe
But I'm beside the dwarf, someone save me
Pleaseeeeeeee...... pleaseeeeeeee....

Why do you chop my nuts(chop my nuts) Gimlicup, baby
Just to push me down (push me down) to the hard ground
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never fail, baby
When you say you will (say you will) I hate your skill
I hate you (I hate you) more than anyone, dwarflin'
You know that I have from the start
So chop me up (chop me up) Butterdwarf, just don't break my nuts

We hate yooouuuuu more than anyone, hunters
You know that we have from the start
So beat me up (beat me up) Battercup, don't break my nuts
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