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Public Enemy Number One

Have You Seen This Bear?

Above is a still taken from the CCTV cameras of the Evans Technological Institute (ETI). It shows the experimental CB:X100 Covert Attack Unit during it's daring escape.

The unit violently broke free last week, killing two members of ETI staff and injuring several others. As you can see from the lower-right quarter of the picture, the unit does appear to be armed and, with two Murder Ones to it's name already, it should be considered Code RED: Extremely Hostile & Dangerous.

Civilian sighting #1 - UK We also believe that the unit may take steps to alter it's appearance, so as to avoid apprehension.

The unit has, so far, evaded capture by our agents. However, there has been a sighting in the UK and we have come into posession of a civilian's video tape (a still is shown to the left), showing that the unit has indeed attempted to change it's looks by shaving off it's mohawk-like black fur. We apologise for the poor quality of the still, as it had to be taken from the tape using a digital zoom and scan.

The civilian, despite being threatened by the unit, managed to escape and is, at present, being questioned by our UK office.


As we cannot expect our agents to be everywhere at once, we have extended our search by appealing to the general public with a poster campaign and the offer of a reward for information that leads to the capture and/or termination of the unit.

As yet, only one person has come forward in attempt to claim the reward. We were contacted by a Freelance Detection and Eradication Officer, calling himself The Dingo Warrior. This man telephoned the UK office and, ignoring the office's protestations that the unit was armed, dangerous and should not be approached, informed them that he would "blow it's ass away and collect the reward".

Inspite of our obvious reservations, we wish Mr. Warrior every success in his endeavours.
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