This section is dedicated to John Burdett's three passions:

Manchester United     {{gag}}
Motorbikes                {{splutter}}
Heavy Metal              {{cough}}

We had intended to include his fourth passion which is eating...but there is only so much web-space in the world you know!


Disclaimer:

We the undersigned disclaim any interest in any of the three anorak topics listed above. We apologise in advance for the following boring pages but as a concession to old man Burdett we thought we had better put something in there that might interest him.

Any similarity between the next three pages and an interesting website is purely coincidental.

Signed: 16th July 2001