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Jeep Solid  
What Happened to the "Lost City" of Edinburgh, the girls that would do
"anything" for you, the "Mods" the gangs, the suits, " Jeagers" window been
ram-raided every Thursday, "We'll see who's "Top Mod" ken!
Punters shagging aggressively, right in front of you! Andrenalin!,
Dexedrine, style !, all drowned in a "sea of Molasses!"
Bisiness as Usual, Bisiness as Usual, in Edinburgh or Swansea! Or
Manchester, the Twisted wheel of the Moribund! Britains Peculiar---
Britains Protection!
Forget the next Bit, Forget the Next Bit, the Bit in Between's the Best Bit!
Don't put the Deaf Eye on ME! You pirates, that isn't the right qhestion,---
your Sharp-Face! Mr Bromide!
The "SIZE 4" came down from the "a cradle town in the Northern
Hemisphere, the bottom -End of the Merkinch! Where all the windows were
shining! Away we went down the old A9 in the Bedford Van, nine hours
through snow with all our new shiny "Selmer" gear, all the way to Victoria
Street to the "Beat Room".
The walls sweated, the Mods Mutated, the Motor City Mania Pounded "Nowhere to Run
to Baby"pounded from the house speakers, Take some time Out for Love "It's not Love
I,m running from, it's the Heartache Ya-know it's Done!
"Roatsee" the sharp-face had a travel-warrant,fae the jail; he got on the bus in Perth, he
knew his troubles, know his life was a waste of time, knew he was gonna get bombed on
DEX'eS, that night, yet he had his "Jaeger" suit at home and that cocky optimism that
even coming of the pills on a Sunday or Monday, cos "Mods" could work:; some had
jobs as clothes-shop administrators, through the week.
At dawn on the beach at Gullane he new his team would be up for it again next week!
Situated next door to the "Beatroom" was No I India buildings, a mysterious concept
from the days of the Empire, next door is No2, which is nowa registrar, opposite was
Baden Powel House, the "Domino Club" where more Motown was pounding from!
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The sharp-face took full advantage of the young beautifull Mod, he was feeling her
wonderfull mustiness a pounding-in to her wonderfull creamy pussy-thighs, after all he
was reaIGAMPY!, this was what we did, part of the deal of being supercool.
Just as he climaxed and she squealed, he noticed a smudged-up sign on the old granite!, it
read "WHOLESALE JAPANESE CHINA", in a lovely kaleidescope of orange and Pink!
The high-class party-girl had lost her Virginity to the Sharp-face Mod up against the
wholesale Japanese chinaand the world mutated into one, and the seed of the TEST
TUBE EMPEROR was borne out of the necessity for retaining Passion, Goodwill, Style ,
and Forgiveness, and the sweet memory ofa culture that was kinder, and quite definitely,
more adventurous. Sweeter than Ever before or since in" Auld Reekie!"!
part 2 !
Norma Bourne-Stuart, "fantasised" (as woman oftendo!) Demi Moore, she
mused! bet she likes it Port AND Starboard!, as she-changed gear and turned
her 3-speed "Raleigh" ---left into Armstrong street, , she gazed at the 'clear morning sky ,
WOW isn,t life great! she admired the relevance of --"Bangalore Buildings" wer,nt the Victorians great at building stuffi How beautifull!
Norma liked explanations confirmation of Identity! the light in her lineage!
It was,nt her faught she,d been left at the convent---«St. Catherine,s)---in 1973, ---when
she was 7 seven her mother "Esther" could,nt handle the whole deal of
motherhood, ---and had gone to America to tour with he boyfriend who worked with a
funky-jazz outfit from Dundee called ---"Motherwind phschicaddelic Fusion!"
Aftwer helding herself to a fine breakfast that morning of organic porridge (with a
banana!) and Soy milk!---she tidied making sure to enjoy the benefits! the
secrets!, of rugs, stiff cotton bedding and candles! being brought- up in the
convent had made her ruthlessly tidy, she knew the benefits of being "good to
herself1", in a Spartan,---Catholik! kinda-way!
Yetr their were things that needed explanations!
The Nuns had been been good to Norma, and helped her to get a scholarships in Eastern
Phylosophy, Fine Art, --and Music!---at CAMBRIDGE!, she WAS!--- a gratefttll
person pulled by the Moon and Numerology,--she was a true CANCERIAN, borne
on 13t11 July 1967!
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Norma had learnt Kindness, ---and surely ther greatest of female sexy attributes QUIET_NESS!
Boyfriends coudnt last the pace her high-browed High-Bome high-powered EROTOCISM! her demanding green ---piercing---eyes! some swore they ? glowed in the dark!-= IDENTITY! She needed explanations ! her True
GENES she found!
a "Sunday Telegraph artcle about these strange dark-haired Melungeon
people, they had olive-skin, and had come from a weird tribe in Portugal, like
EL VIS_and A V A ! , and could,nt get settled in the Carolina,s in America when they
ewmigrated!
Rejoice in this NORMA_BOURNE_STUART! inthis MOTHRWIND!
Why OH Why had they called you the BONE_SHAKER she cycled faster past
Bungalore to MONTPELEIR! her Raven locks this sparkling chocolate GYPO--
her heart dancing with the information running through her georgeous curvaceous countenance! her stunning numerical observations many---
blindingly ACCURATE! how Accurate was her Karma To-day!
That bizarre past "She did,nt want to KNOW , except SHE_DID!
The STUART<S, had---had their own language, ---their OWN society and story-
tellers !---up untill the British Militery? isation ofthe "Empire!", a strange CANT_ofLaughing post-Pagan! Barra South Uist! gadgee- VOWELS? ,
and "UNEMAGINABLE GAELIK NORMA "was" both Escvoteric and
SPIRITUAL everyone liked her!, and like many of the Stuarts was up and of1 round the World on a WHIM!
This stuff had AL WAYS intriged HER!
Was it as IF? the Out of Control---BANSHEE was in charge and telling her
SOMETHING so profound it was Mesmorising! the High-Borne---HI_BOURNE Hi-Browed!---BONE_Shaker---Nora -Boume- Stuart! -in the name of the KING!, the Melungeans the STUARTS! the
WHOLESALE JAPANESE CHINA
 

 


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A POEM!

 

Amanda Panini

You came UP to See Me

And You Plucked MY Pheasant

In Your Little WEE Pinie

 

Then Amanda Panini,

Called Daddie Battini

She Said,-“HOW did I get here?

In this Buitchenoch kitchen

 

On Wonderfull LEGS, this  Supreme Mustyness “I” know

 

And YOU,RE just MY new drug, of choice, “I” suppose

 

So Stay QUIET,----- and SERENE,----we,ll------- catch the------ Sunset----- HONEY!----

 

-- Monkee!

 

with------- “My!”--- LOONIE_GENIE?

 

 

 

Ruardhi buitchenoch-----nov-----2004

Scene one In the emgine room of the new age of astral Funk on the tremulous sea, sits Ivanosa purist, drunk out of his tits on pochine.  he's singing "Milk the cosmick ocean, the immobile zone, from a man to a childe, the Slow Emotion, You,lle never know till it gets inside you" Ivanosa True Pan Aphrodite, and severe Androgenist.

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