The Prisoner: Cell Block H
Purity Test
Check the box for all questions you answer "yes" too.
Do you watch Prisoner?
Do you consider yourself a fan?
Do you consider yourself obsessed?
Do you tape it?
Do you stay up and watch it?
Do you stay up *and* tape it?
Do you watch the tape back the second you wake up?
More than twice?
Every second you get until the next one's on?
Do you have *every* episode on tape?
Have you seen more than 5 episode?
More than 100?
More than 300?
More than 500?
Every single episode?
Didn't see them all first time, *will* from the C5 eps
Do you wish Stuart McWilliam would shut the Hell up?
So you can sing along to the theme tune?
Have you NEVER found out something you didn't already know from a snippet? (only worth 1 point -so likely!)
Do you know, without even having to think, who your favourite character is?
Your top 10?
Your top 20?
Does the list include Bea Smith?
The Freak
Meg Morris?!
Minnie Donovan (my my we *are* obsesssed!)
Do you know who your favourite Top Dog is?
Bea "Drugs are bad and nasty" Smith
Myra "Drugs are bad and nasty" Desmond
Nora "let's talk about it" Flynn
Rita "Warrrioooooooorrrrrrs!" Connors
Do you have "bricks" wallpaper in your room?
Do you have a metal bed?
Do you hide contraband in the mattress?
Do you have bars on your windows?
Do you wear a lot of denim?
Are you actually *in* prison?
Did you get arrested on purpose, such is your obsession?
Have you ever thought seriously about what sides you would take in Wentworth?
Do you now know your choices would have got you lynched?
Do you now know your choices would have got you made Top Dog?
Do you know exactly how you would while away the hours in Solitary?
Does it involve Steve Faulkner... *just* cos that was Sandy's bordom relief?
Did you learn Morse code so you can send messages on the pipes?
Have you ever dreamt about Prisoner?
About a young and beautiful character?
About Stan Dobson or Lurch?
Have you ever written to a cast member?
Do you have any signed photos?
More than 5?
Have you ever *met* a cast member?
More than 5?
Are you good friends?
Have you ever been *in* PCBH?
Did you see the musical?
Have you ever been to the studios?
Did you go to the reunion?
Did you sacrifice a holiday/a car/bills/clothes/food to go?
Do you have a Prisoner novel?
Have you ever tried to write your own?
Do you have a behind-the-scenes book?
Have you sent a nasty letter to the publishers about mistakes?
Do you have a Prisoner site in your bookmarks?
More than 5?
*All* of them?
Do you have your own Prisoner site?
Several?
Are you a member of any online clubs/newsletters?
Are you a subscriber of Blockade?
Are you a member of the official fanclub?
Have you named any of your pets after Prioner characters?
All of your pets?
Have you named any of your children after Prisoner character?
After character's nicknames - ie baby Lurch Jones?
Does your partner mind?
No, because s/he's as mad on it as you?
Have you ever dressed up as a character?
Do you have an overwhelming desire to make people realise how great Prisoner is?
Do you want to bash 'em if they don't agree?
Do you?
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