Death is natures way of telling you to slow down.


Reality is for people who can’t face drugs.


Immortality is the condition of a dead man who does not believe he is dead.


If god had meant them to lift and separate, he’d have put one on each shoulder.


Wrinkles merely indicate where smiles have been.


Smoking will cure all weight problems………………….. eventually.


Two things grow weaker with age teeth and memory.


A lot of people never use there initiative because nobody tells them too.


Just when you think tomorrow will never come, its yesterday.


There aren’t enough days in the weekend.


Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.



A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don’t need it.



Haste is the mother of imperfection.



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