My first hate mail

Hah. I got my very first piece of hate mail today. I liked it. Very funny.

Date: Tue 22 Apr 2003
From: johnbgud99@aol.com
To: ktay100@hotmail.com
Subject: USA rules!

To whom it may concern,
Fuck you, dude. The US is the greatest country in the wold. I don't care what crappy little country you are from, it doesn't beat America. The gun problem here isn't as big as you think. If we outlaw the guns then only the criminlals will have guns, and then what will we do? Get shot in our beds is what. Is that what you want? I for one won't sit by andlet my family get killed in our beds. You can sit back if you want I don't care.

And here's another thing. We're not all fat. Sure there are some people who eat too much but can you say there aren't people like that wherever you live too? I bet you can't. You're just a sad loser with no job. You probably don't have any friends either, or you wouldn't be so bitter about everything. So just shut up and take your website off the Internet. Nobody cares about what you want to say. We're getting on just fine without you and your complaints.

From John

Wow, I couldn't have hoped for a funnier first hate mail. I guess I should just shut up and go home then. You told me good. Here are a few suggestions, just in case you ever get a job which requires at least functional literacy.

1. Learn to spell correctly. It doesn't take a genius to proof-read an e-mail before you send it.

2. THINK before you write. If you don't care what I have to say then why the fuck would you devote any time to telling me what you think of my opinion? Come on, even someone with your limited intelligence should be able to see the hypocrisy there.