A mere click and you'll be whisked away on tour with 'The Boneheads' as they become the new pick-up / back-up / spew-up / cock-up band for that legendary Song & Dance Man, DON LANDY, (who?), and they all hot-foot it on the ill-fated UK leg of his fantastic "All at Sea" Tour.

Peek behind the scenes, meet many strange characters, get to know all their little foibles and see how strife and jealousy bring on that sinking feeling as the ground disappears from under them and they plunge headlong into infamy . . just click on desired Episode below. It's only Rock'n'Roll . . Right ! (Artist Willy Meeks is working on a comic.)

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Episode 1. ~ ~ Meet the band. Tour Preparations are beset by Personnel Problems !

Episode 2. ~ ~ The Tour begins, with a Novel Invention ! . . . Then Disaster strikes !

Episode 3. ~ ~ The First Gig is truly 'A Pisser', so a Major Tactical Re-Think takes place.

Episode 4. ~ ~ More Calamities, then Don receives Inspiration, bringing Roaring Success !

Episode 5. ~ ~ The Tour Bus heads Up-Country. Strange Passengers come on board. (!)

Episode 6. ~ ~ Masks come off, then Dark Daemons are unleashed in the North East.

Episode 7. ~ ~ A Holy War erupts . . Another Bad Gig . . A Rocky Mountain Breakdown.

Episode 8. ~ ~ The Tour lurches to its Inevitable Conclusion. (Free Epilogue, No Charge !)

EPILOGUE. ~ Retrieved from Dave's shell-suit underpant drawer. That's Show Biz !