SHIT TIP # 23

It's always A GOOD IDEA to carry a bit of crinkly brown paper for emergency use ! -

(We recommend a 9-Skinner of Liquorice RIZLAs !)

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SHIT TIP # 61

Stressed ? - Worried ? - Shagged out ?

Upset that Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead, an' that ?

WHY NOT TRY ONE OF THESE RELAXATIVES ?

1. Existential Bullshit from the bog wall

TOILET HUMOUR

2. Reamer's Digestive Article of the month

THE POWER OF POOH

3. TO-DAY'S CHEF'S SPECIAL . The versatile

SHIT SANDWICH

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