"He Said She Said "

He said would you like a drink...
something cool with ice?
(but what he was really thinking was..
her breasts look really nice)

She said oh thankyou very much....
I`ll have a vodka please
(but what she was really thinking was...
my ass looks huge in these)

He said I`ll put some music on....
to lighten up the mood
(but what he was really thinking was....
I bet she looks good nude)

She said that would be nice......
something soft and slow
(but what she was really thinking was....
he`s gonna kiss me, I just know)

He said shall I turn some lights off...
it`s awfully bright in here?
(but what he was really thinking was.......
I`ll get closer, I`ll get near)

She said oh yes I think so......
I agree it would be much better
(but what she was really thinking was.....
did he go buy a french letter?)

He said it`s late and the weathers bad......
why don`t you stay the night?
(but what he was really thinking was....
I`m gonna get laid tonight)

She said how very kind of you....
and as you`ve offered I just might stay
(but what she was really thinking was.....
hope he`s into some foreplay)

He said the following morning.......
I promise I`ll call you up tonight
(but what he was really thing was.......
thats not definate, only might)

She said that would be great......
I will so look forward to your call
(but what she was really thinking was....
I won`t answer the phone at all)

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