Oops!, where NOT to do it

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"Oops!, where NOT to do it"

They were in a frenzy
they had ripped off clothing in the car
they couldnt wait till they got home
the journey was too far

The sparks were flying high
the sweat was pouring down
there was so much love juice flowing
they thought that they would drown

Frantically they moved around
he tried to roll her on her back
hardly any room but he needed
desperately, to empty his love sack

Oh my god she shouted
I think I`m going to cum
as he heard her screaming words
his scrotum tightened like a drum

The steering wheel dug in his ass
his knee in the ash tray
his elbow flicked the headlights on
but he continued anyway

Her feet were on the windscreen
her bum was nearly on the floor
and just as they were coming
her foot kicked against the door

And as the door swung open
bringing them back to reality
with horror and embarrassment
they could plainly see

Several pairs of curious eyes
looked them up and down
and with a scarlet face he whispered
maybe we shouldnt have parked in town!!

©2003 LCB

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