"The Panther And The Thunderstorm"

Its not that I haven't the courage
To do the things I want to do,
And just to say to hell with it,
I'm doing something new.

Some of my secret dreams,
Will never grow from seed,
Like walking down a street,
With a panther on a lead.

Although I am determined,
By defeat not to beaten
I wouldn`t want my dream
To cause people to be eaten!!.

I have another aspiration,
Which veers a little from the norm,
I have always wanted to make love
In a crashing thunderstorm.

This is not without it's problems,
Despite my careful plan,
It's a headache trying to find
A lightening lover man.

Even if he comes my way,
(please excuse the pun)
Will he bare his bottom in the rain
For me to have my fun?.

Would he be willing to make
My sexy wish come true
Even if it meant him catching
A nasty dose of flu?.

Ahhh well, I suppose some wishes
Are meant to stay just dreams,
And I think my panther and my thunderstorm
Will remain that way it seems.

©2003 LCB