'It had to happen.' This is what it was coming to. No peace for the great blues master, the young god Clapton has flung down his plectrum.
Late last week in a caravan on Canvey Island Sting and Clapton were drinking tea and playing the blues. Clapton was bemoaning the fact he had 23,656,868 fans and yet could find no peace. Sting was quiet, in deep thought, a bit unhappy that he only had 45,566 fans.
A loud clatter hit the floor as the tea pot lurched from side to side. Clapto spoke: 'I shall buy Greenland!'. Sting was amazed and quickly brought his lawyer upbringing skills to the fore and wrote out a deed. Before anyone knew the two super hero's were transported to Greenland which they bought for a couple of old CDs from an Adobe seminar Sting went to once.
Sting and Eric in
Greenland
Sting told a packed Greenland the plan.
'God-Man Clapton and his fans will go to Greenland and play Blues all night long. This will be facilitated by the long nights in this part of the world. Only Clapton fans need apply though special weekends will be set aside for my fans to come to learn the blues.'
We gasped at the insight of the Sting-man. He told us for hours all the details, we swam in his rhetoric, slept in his oratory.
Clapton fans can now send £345 to an unspecified address to get a ticket on the boat to Greenland. Once there they will fork out more dosh for the privilege of getting the blues.
Rock'n Roll!
Maz K
