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		Ganguro Girl 1.5 Charm school for geeks
			It’s all the hassle of a real girlfriend, without the actual sex! A legend among webby types, Ganguro Girl gives you 100 days to bed your aloof Japanese foe. Be warned, only click “go” if you have a full day to spare…

		Last Man Standing The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey
			Trust the BBC to do the job with the web’s best cricket simulation.

		Quidditch play like Potter
			Versions of this proliferate the internet, but none can hold a mystical candle to the official version. And unless you’re genuinely blessed with magic in your fingertips, you’ll need the practice mode.

		Unreveal
			Anyone one with a mobile phone will have played 'Snake' until it held as much attraction as dragging a stick through shit. Trust the canny Japanese then to give the game a whole new lease of life. Move your snake over the flashing blocks that appear and a spritely young lady disrobes. How pleasant.

		Gridlock Brain freezer par excellence
			As the mother of Helen Keller no doubt said, the simplest are always the best. Manoeuvre little blocks around to let one little block escape. Goes from easy to impossibly tough quickly, but you’ll be puzzling away for days. Thanks to Sandy Newell

		Net Baby World bizarre
			Nauseatingly cute suite of games (tennis, boating,bowling) featuring little pixelated babies that you create yourself. Ignore the saccharine overtones and there's plenty here.

		Seconds of Madness LSD in computer form
			The fastest, trippiest mindmeld out there, and damnably difficult too. We love it.

		Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy don't panic!
			The finest science-fiction book of all time came out as a text adventure in 1984, and was that year's biggest seller. This is that game in its entirety, and boy is it difficult. A knowledge of the story helps, but we still can't get off Zaphod's ship. People were cleverer back then, you know. So thanks to reader Kelvin Karr for this link, that tells you how to complete the damn thing. Only look if you’re stuck, mind.

		Redline Rumble Speed cameras not included
			Fans of the 2Fast 2Furious game - erstwhile of these parts - will find Redline Rumble very familiar. It’s the same. Race your heart out, get better cars, feel happy. Thanks to Thomas Sheils for the spot.

		Spank the Monkey primate pummelling
			There are literally millions of websites allwoing you to spank your monkey. But only on this one can you actually slap an ape. Good soundtrack too.

		Sissyfight sugar and spice and all things nice
			Most schoolgirl fantasies involve invisibility and post-netball showers, but this peek into same-sex education is almost as good. Create your own mini-madam and then join the free-for-all where online players scratch, slap and tease their way to become queen bitch of the schoolyard. Brutal.

		Alchemy it doesn't work, you know
			If you're into wasting hours on solitaire, then this'll be right up your street. A simple principle twisted into a brain-melding multi-levelled puzzler.

		Spaced Out The “new Helicopter“
			First there was Worm - navigating a squiggly line through blocks using only the space bar and gravity. Then came the funkier styling of Helicopter. Now those two veterans of the Top 100 have been ousted by Malachy Duffin’s Spaced Out, which is both prettier and harder than ever. Good work.

		Arse Racing Record prize money £3,546,000, Beat That!
			Everyone enjoys watching a fine arse glide along its merry path, indeed many a lady popstar have made a career out of this fact. Here some far uglier arses race. You get to bet on who wins.

		Tank Wars Italians look away now
			Another classic from shockwave. The elementary tactics will appeal to all budding military minds while the simpleton will apreciate the big bangs. This one needs a fast connection.

		Escape Velocity remember Elite?
			A vast, award-winning beast this. Much like Elite, the old BBC Micro classic, you charter a ship around various universes, trading and forming alliances. Takes hours to get into, but once you're in it's possibly the greatest free game around today. Mac only and needs a fast connection.

		DJ Fu: Wax Attack II Scratch where it don’t itch
			Most of the music on online games is a hastily looped piece of pollution thrown on at the last minute. But in the legendary DJ Fu your task is to collect and scratch some convincing drum’n’bass “science” and make the party “drop”. Bo!

		Bowling The Dude Abides
			If you haven’t seen the Big Leibowski yet, turn off your damned computer and go and rent it. Go on! (it features bowling, you see). Thanks to Sean for the link.

		Project Rockstar Only the brown M and Ms
			Life-sapping simulator of a rock manager’s lot. Looks beautiful but slightly shallow - they’ve caught the prevailing pop mood perfectly.

		Pinball Deaf, dumb and blind kids rejoice
			The best pinball simulator we’ve found - do let us know if there’s a better one out there. In the meantime, thanks to Max Tafelmayer for writing it and hounding us until we actually played it.

		Paper Scissors Stone
			Genius hybrid of the Deerhunter and scissors paper stone. Just feel the tension as the hammer cocks and another cute kid loses their brains.

		Blast Billiards The al-Qaeda snooker club
			Genuine classic, recently updated to make it even harder. Like it needed it. Thanks to all at mousebreaker for building the game in the first place.

		Strip Poker Raise your stake
			The best version of cards and naked ladies we’ve found. Don’t click on the banners, or indeed this link, if you’re offended by rude pictures… Thanks to Iain Morton.

		Search for the Rowntree Like Boulderdash but better
			Corporate-backed eye-candy that goes from remedial difficulty to impossible very quickly. Very professionally done.

		Shooting Stars golf Even better than Mini Golf
			Latest entrant for the hotly contested title of “greatest golf game on the internet“, and the surreal touches and a beautiful 3D control system make this a strong favourite. Thanks to the BBC’s Jody Smith for the link (and giving us most of the web’s best games).

		Pimp Quest Who’s the daddy?
			Now you too can be a pimp for a day! Also know as “doing a Tim Westwood”, this is your chance to adopt unconvincing jive talk, dress in clothes three sizes too bad and “slap your bitch up”. We don’t condone this type of behaviour, can we make it clear, but it’s a good game.

		An Adventure In Time And Space Lateral thinkers rejoice
			Winner of countless awards, this is one of those “find key, put key in bath, run taps, take rusty key, stick rusty key up arse” logical nightmares that nevertheless keeps you coming back. We’ve only managed to get out the first bedroom. And that took a morning of teeth-grinding rage. Thanks to Rik Taylor

		Lego Junkbot remember when we played with real toys?
			Build lego men. Make them fight. Jolly good.

		Helicopter Back by dopehead demand
			We took this down for a week or two. Big mistake. Whoever made this, congratulations: by our calculations you have caused world industry to lose the entire month of April amid a tiny little helicopter and some cliffs.

		Graal Remember Legend of Zelda?
			Five years ago people were paying upwards of £200 to play Legend Of Zelda on their Super Nintendos. Now you can click on a link found by a time-wasting reprobate and play it at work all day. For free. Life’s cool sometimes.

		Mah-Jong Home of the online sisterhood
			We took Mah Jongg down for a couple of months, and received unprecedented email correspondence from our female readers demanding - in language both course and polite - that it return. So this one’s for you, ladies.

		Trail Biking Most played ever
			The most clicked-upon game we’ve ever run on FHM.com. Say no more. We won’t take it down again, we promise.

		Fill It!
			The ultimate endorsement of the simple idea. Manoeuvre a dot around a square, filling in shapes and avoiding other dots. Sounds dull. It isn't.

		Battleships Rum, sodomy and the lash
			Can’t go wrong with battleships, can you? Thanks to Dave Dovydaitis for the link.

		Netropolis Benny from the Bronx remakes Sim City
			Another life dominator, this time from Line One. Stay busy building a criminal empire over days and days, while your girlfriend packs her belongings and leaves. Thanks to Streaky Bacon for the link.

		Cue Ball New version of web classic
			Shockwave's 3D Pool was the first game to seriously dent the amount of pages we produce every month, and now it's been made better. What a treat. Bit of a headache on a dial-up, but if you're using a whizz-bang pipe then click away...

		Full time Killer a bona fide FHM.com classic
			Fulltime Killer swaps 2-D boxy graphics for a fine-looking street scene where your mission is to take out a chubby gang boss with an inch-perfect head-shot. But only after eliminating his hoard of sinister looking bodyguards. With the clock against you, and the suited heavies shooting back at you, the stylish shootout's not as simple as it first seems, but we defy you not to get hooked.

		BALM Simple. Annoying. Addictive.
			An absolute winner from regular correspondent Jab. Fiddle around with coloured arrows to “defeat the virus”. And frankly, it’s nigh on impossible.

		Snake Not the mobile phone one
			Bounce a conger eel off platforms until you can’t anymore - an insultingly simple idea that does, nevertheless, cause entire offices to down tools. Epileptics may want to look elsewhere, as it has the uncanny ability to blur vision and cause painful headaches in only minutes.

		The Orisinal Collection The ultimate mental sanctuary
			If you’re here, there’s a good chance that you’re stressed/bored in an office somewhere. Then no further than this selection of gorgeous gamelets. Each one is beautifully designed and generally comes complete with soothing ambient music and anger-numbing little tasks. A definite FHM.com favourite.

		Mafia Donning it like Brasco
			Harking back to the days when nobody needed graphics to have fun, this text-based adventure is surprisingly engrossing. And Daily Mail readers can relax - it’s gore-free…

		Invalid Spear Toss It’s back - but in a wheelchair!
			The most addictive game on the planet goes politically correct! Replacing the dubious stereotype straight out of Zulu comes a man in a wheelchair, but it’s essentially the Spear Toss we know and love. L’il Lee reckons he got 533.8 metres. If you can beat that, let us know.

		Spy Hunter one from the old school
			Perhaps the best game to feature from the mighty shockwave site. When this came out in arcades, geeks worldwide keeled over at the sheer innovation, including three fire buttons (“woo!”), and even different weapons (“woo-hoo!”). It was also damnably difficult, and although it now looks utterly primitive you’re going to spend a long time getting onto level four.

		Sledrun Fire children through fiery holes!
			Beautifully presented and utterly simple game where you send squealing children down a slope to - more often than not - their certain doom. Thanks to Jim Connolly for the link.

		Free Kicks It's an Italian bender
			If the sheer weight of adulatory emails is anything to go by, this is the finest game of football since Brazil v Italy in 1970. Having wasted a perfectly good sunny afternoon trying to perfect our free-kicks, we can only concur. Made much better by the fact that pony-tailed prima-donna Biaggio didn't even make Italy’s squad for Japan.

		Kicking Kings Egg chasers rejoice
			Fiendishly addictive sports sim where you have to kick a rugby ball between two posts. Not as good as football of course, but you already knew that. Thanks to Luke MacWilliam for the link.

		The Celebdaq Buy Gervais! Sell Dennis!
			Hardcore web types may mutter this has been wholly ripped off from the long-praised popex.com (also worth a look), but the Beeb’s celebrity share-dealing game is the more definitive version. Needs a fast computer, mind - it’s dead slow...

		Rockface Nobody mention Matthew Harding
			Rescue people with the aid of a helicopter, a winch and some nifty keyboard manipulation. Thanks to Matthew Cooke for pointing us in the right direction.

		Banja your own cartoon universe
			It takes a while to load and you need to sign up, but this is truly awesome. If you’re a sucker for the type of fare Nintendo still serve up (twee Japanese animation, surreal storylines and vast interactive worlds), then the multi award-winning Banja is going to dent your time significantly. Needs a fast connection.

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