Ask the cook for cheese. Tell the king. Go to the seer. Talk to the fisherman. Talk to the tree near the path. Get some water from the well, give it to the tree, give nuts to fisherman and fish to the seer. Get the kick arse thingie. Go to the "white place" (across the bridge). Talk to the old man, try to get in the teleport, talk to him again. To to the bar. Go left and talk to death. Pay. Get fireball. Talk to bar keeper about getting wetsuit (look at sign in fairy island). Talk to Dink-look-a-like. Go to fairy island. Burn down trees. Buy vacumm. Buy de---whatever. Give to bar keeper for wetsuit. Go to fairy island. Go to the sign. Go right twice. Kill slayer and drink crap-water. *ahem*. Go to the first teleport. Keep going up and kill the big pigs. Get da cheese! Now go back and find all 20 pixie poops. The end is very fun once you go all 20 poops :).

This walkthrough sucks. But it shows how small this game really is if you rush through it. Use it if your stuck somewhere and don't know what to do next.