DISCLAIMER: I am NOT Daria. I did not write these, I just transcribed them.
Posted with permission.
*Now!* With Rocky and Bullwinkle-esque titles! (for some anyway)
(all non-links will work sooner or later ... just keep checking back)
Kah-Nee-Tah Casino OR Never Bet a Twenty on a Five Dollar Machine Make the Yuletide Gay OR Turn Off the Microphone, Dave, For the Love of God! Portland Vs. Seattle OR God Dammit Everclear Is A Legitamate Rock Band Evel Kneivel OR Never Try This at Home Wishbone Wars Polar Bear Initiation "Forest Whitaker" Party Buffalo Wings Satan Lives in Rock and Roll Cell Phones Nicki vs. Matt Popeye Porn n' Pizza You Know What I Hate? Dog Dancing Poor Sick Steve Christmas Lights Easter's Going to the Dogs P is for Patch Suckamuck Christmas Decorations Boxing Day How the Seuss Killed the Movie Execs OR The Greatest Poem of All Time The Immersion Cure OR Need a Bludgeoning Device? Try a Box of Bounce Dryer Sheets--INCOMPLETE (tape ran out!) Beware the 6th Graders Goth Kids [heart] Crunch Berries Hiding Places The Hippie Factor Part 1 The Hippie Factor Part 2 The Hippie Factor Part 3 Carob Sucks! The French Connection (this has NOTHING to do with the movie of the same title) The Ramones Fiasco Steve the Speed Demon Bug Off Ultimate Bar Mitzvah OR Isn't That Burt Reynolds? (tape ran out in middle; missed about 20 secs.) Big Jean on the Swim Team Part 1 Big Jean on the Swim Team Part 2 Who's Hotter, "Archie" or Scott Baio? Part 1 Who's Hotter, "Archie" or Scott Baio OR What the Hell is Up With All These Two Parters? (missed beginning) I Think I'm Paranoid (not sure, but might have missed beginning) Is Dalton a Druggie OR How the Hell Can You Even Be a Druggie With a Name Like "Dalton"? Children of the Corn-Museum Massage Thoughts OR I Am Never Going to Arizona. NEVER. The Wonder Washer Charlie Brown's High School Reunion Rip-off Ripleys OR They All Spit You Out in the Gift Shop "Friends" in High Places Drunk Grandma Count St. Jermaine OR Shouldn't There Also Be a Count St. Tito? Daria the Jersey Girl Goth Love Belly Dancing Fiasco OR Yes, I Know I Already Used the Word Fiasco Once In the Titles. Sue Me. The Grossest Thing You Ever Ate Dan, Dave and William Tell Marty's Comeuppance Dog-Eat-Dog The Teacher from Hell Jackie the Uber-Cute Part 1 Jackie the Uber-Cute/Pirate Chicks Part 2 Fear of Flying OR God Dammit, I Only Get Six Pretzels In a Pouch? Sleep Deprivation OR I Need Starbucks. Lots of Starbucks. Star Trek Crushes St. Patrick’s Day Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Donut Shop Crazies Porn ... or Art? St Patrick’s Day “Mass” Destruction (not the same as the previous St. Patrick’s Day guide) Gone Fishin’ The Torture of the HMS Pinafore The Hatfields and the McCoys St. Jude’s Prayer and the Zoo Snipe Hunting Food is Not a Toy Carl’s Crush The Haunted Lighthouse P.C. Spirit Week Crazy Radar What’s My Age Again? Rolfing How to Fake Your Own Death Pt. 1 How to Fake Your Own Death Pt 2 (missed about 10 seconds because the tape ran out and I had to quickly turn it over) Easter The Mark of the Beast The Coincidence Guy RPGA=Really Pathetic Geeky Adolescents The Great American Kung-Fu Movie Rip-Off Supernatural Iron Chef I Can’t Tolerate This Party? What Party? The Ultimate Dollhouse Pt 1 The Ultimate Dollhouse/Twinkies! Pt 2 Holy Sock Monkey on a Stick A Royal Asshole For the Dogs This is So Gay The Unpleasantness of Living with Nana and Peepaw Summer Camp The Worst Poet in the World Prank Calls 101 John Looks like Corey Hart Pt 1 John Looks like Corey Hart Pt 2 (tape ran out YET AGAIN so I missed 5-10 seconds while turning it over) What Will You Do When the Zombies Arrive? Peepicide Forbidden Hot Tub Thumb Sucking Naked Gay Dan Wheelchairs are Fun Journey Concert Superfriends Disneyland Jobs Stuffed Animal Homicide Mr Suckass the Psycho Comedian Pt 1 Mr Suckass the Psycho Comedian/Moses the Attack Dog Pt 2 Unreasonable Jackie May Day Drink Personalities Pt 1 Drink Personalities/Wine Pt 2 (aka Funniest Guide EVAR) Oz the Greek God Amazing Ackerman Faking the TV Show Spinal Tap Damien’s Road Trip Frito-Lay the Little Perv Ice Cream Man That’s Your Boyfriend Summer Camp and Snails Portland Crazies X-Men I’m Going to the Thingo, and I’m Bringing a Something Counting Crows Square Dancing Scavenger Hunt The Joy of Sex Education Driving Music Wars French Dancing How (Not) to Get Rid of a Zit Lifeguard on Duty Pt 1 Lifeguard on Duty Pt 2