Hate Mail (From Various Ignoramuses)

Phh. Apparently, Lycos is having some sort of problem with their servers, so every time I try to update a page that hasn't been updated recently, and save it, for some reason everything disappears. So the old hatemail is gone (there was only one anyway), but here's a new one. Actually, I'm not entirely positive that it IS hatemail (or rather hate-guestbook-entry) but it's not exactly positive either so it's goin' in here.

6.12.03

Name: quorlia

Is that your real name, or a stage name?

Comments:yawn....................................................................................................................................... .........................................................................................................................................................................................................

Congratulations. You have earned the prestigious title of Longest One-Word Comment I've Ever Recieved.

Who would you most like to shoot into the sun?: All the members of Creed

What's your favorite song & who's it by?: teen music horks.

Huh. I've never seen music hork. I didn't know it was physiologically capable of it.

The greatest movie of all time is: nothing you would understand

Phh. Try me.

The worst movie of all time is (and if you say American Beauty--I know where you live!): something you would like i'm sure

Okay, so on my "favorite movies" list, we have American Beauty (of COURSE), American History X, Pulp Fiction ... yeah. [bitingly sarcastic] If I remember right I'm pretty sure all those were on every critic's "never ever ever go see this movie" lists...[/bitingly sarcastic]

Do you prefer sweet or dill pickles?: Dill

Well, at least we agree on *something*...

What's the best book you've ever read?: you can read?

Me can't not read. Me not know how. Please for to teaching me.

A chicken comes up to you and asks for $5. What do you say?: *no answer*

You'd die if you ever missed an episode of:: uh t.v. is not life man.

Maybe not, but you'd lose yours if one was dropped on your head.

Chickens are:: *no answer*

Joan Rivers is: a bitch.

JUST a bitch???

Are you a pessimist?: *no answer*