Alright, so I borrowed ::coughstolecoughcough:: this idea from das Ubergeek's website, which I now know the address of. Huzzah.
UPDATED 6.02.07 - added two things.
1. Tomatoes
2. Censoring.
3. When I'm eating dinner and someone reaches ACROSS MY PLATE to get something. I swear the next person who does that, I'm gonna stab their fucking hand with my fork.
4. Joan Rivers. Daria O'Neill says JR looks like ET with a wig on, and I completely agree. Actually I'm surprised I didn't put Joan at number one.
5. Mushrooms
6. Little candy hearts for Valentine's Day--not the hearts themselves, but rather the stupid little messages on them.
7. People who don't believe me when I say something, because I NEVER lie
8. Mendacious people (I've been perusing the dictionary again!)
9. People who insist that I agree with everything they say. THE GODS FORBID SOMEONE SHOULD ACTUALLY HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN YOU.
10. Sweet pickles. Ick, ick, ick.
11. When I'm out at a restaurant and I'm finished eating and everyone's trying to cram THEIR goddamn food down my throat saying "Do you want to try this?" If I WANTED to try it I'd have ordered it for myself!
12. Spiders. Nothing truly scares me, but get me near a spider and I'll be in the next county faster than you can say "Charlotte's Web" (which ironically was one of my favorite books as a child).
13. Visiting my grandparents, because my grandmother still treats my brother and me like we're 8: "Do you children want to go to the museum [which we've been to thirty thousand times and nothing ever changes and you can learn about all this shit in school but it won't have any significant bearing on your life anyway]?"
14. Screaming babies. I love babies, just not screaming ones.
15. High, scratchy voices on women ::coughjoanriverscoughcough::, and even worse, on men
16. Country music. I believe it's a communist plot
17. Creed. Duh.
18. Having an insatiable craving for a food we don't have and that my mom won't buy because it's "too expensive"
19. Vanilla ice cream without any chunky things. This does not mean that I like vanilla ice cream with chunky things. I actually don't like vanilla ice cream at all.
20. Running full-bore face-first into a spiderweb
21. Having brown hair
22. Being tall and skinny. I'm just gangly.
23. The fact that I SO TOTALLY FUCKING want to visit New York and my mom is like completely paranoid about it
24. People with no "Sarcasmeter" (that's pronounced sar-CAS-mit-er)
25. When I pour a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats (my current cereal obsession) and half the 'wheats have no frosting on them
26. Eating popcorn that gets stuck in my teeth
27. That stupid "psycho groupie cocaine crazy" song by System of a Down
28. Pauly Shore
29. Computer crashes
30. Not being able to think of a word, and I need that particular one
31. Christina Agulara. I hate her so much I never bothered to learn how to spell her name.
32. People who can't spell, unless you're dyslexic or something, in which case you have an excuse.
33. Insomnia
34. The random weird thoughts that just unexpectedly pop into my head
35. Pretty much any band my brother likes, except for Alice in Chains and Soundgarden. Those are the only two we agree on.
36. Anyone who pronounces Oregon "Are-ee-gone." IT'S OR-IH-GUN GODDAMMIT!!!
37. Hot guys that wouldn't give me the goddamn time of day
38. When the lightbulb in my lamp burns out and I go to where we keep lightbulbs and there aren't any more
39. The guy I had this TOTAL AND INSATIABLE crush on, who worked at the Hot Topic in the mall, doesn't work there anymore, and I never even asked him his name (he had a tag but the name was always hidden for some reason).
40. People who hate reptiles
41. Getting teeth pulled, although in the long run I'm thankful I got this one done.
42. The phrase "happy as a clam." Why the fuck are CLAMS so goddamn happy?
43. Eating something that I expect to taste a certain way and it tastes completely different
44. Choking on my own spit (no, das Ubergeek, you are NOT the only idiot who does this)
45. Religious zealots
46. When people are silent to me until I put my headphones on to listen to some music, and THEN they want to talk to me
47. People who ask me rhetorical questions and then expect me to answer them
48. Fucked-up dreams
49. Licorice (black, not red)
50. People who say "dag nabbit"
51. Yellowjackets
52. Los Angeles
53. Those godawful CALL-ATT commercials with that godawful Carrot Top
54. Old Navy commercials
55. Math
56. Fake laughter. In the words of Janeane Garofalo, "I won't laugh unless I'm laughing." Damn straight.
57. Movies with lots of shooting and explosions
58. The word "sniveling" (even LOOKING at that word is making me cringe)
59. Asparagus
60. Chunky peanut butter
61. Glasses that old chicks wear that are the size of Rhode-Fucking-Island
62. Twisting my ankle
63. Slipping on invisible ice on the front porch and landing on my ass
64. Not remembering what the hell I came into a room for
65. Barney the purple dinosaur
66. Martha Stewart
67. Any boy band
68. My nose. It's too fucking big.
69. "The Family Circus" (come on, can't these kids get a LITTLE older for godssakes?)
70. Typos
71. Those envelopes that come in the mail that say "YOU'VE WON AN EXORBITANT AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY GET BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY JUST FUCKING WITH YOU!" on them
72. Pseudo-swearing. I actually hate that worse than full censorship.
73. Turning on the radio and catching the tail end of a song that I LOVE.
74. Nickelback
75. Non-working clocks
76. Pretty much any hairstyle that was popular in the '80s e.g. JERSEY BANGS!
77. Hell, the 80's themselves (even though I was only 10 in 1989, they scared shit out of me)
78. When I'm drawing a picture and my goddamn pen runs out of ink
79. Pencils that break in the sharpener
80. Pencils with no erasers
81. Erasers that insist on smudging
82. Really spicy food. Even worse is if it's all heat and no flavor.
83. Altoids, although I do break this rule every once in a while and "pop one"
84. Any itch I can't reach
85. Dog breath
86. Sports
88. Freshman P.E. class (see, kiddies, this is called a "segue")
89. People who chomp their food
90. Songs that get stuck in my head and I can't get them out. This is even worse if I hate the song.
91. Slugs. Although they're fun to kick around, after salting the little bastards...
92. When my mom buys something like donuts or something and she says "those two are mine" and she NEVER eats them and they get so stale that you could probably injure someone if you threw them at their head.
93. Those little insert cards that are on every other page of a magazine.
94. Conceited people
95. People with no sense of humor, or even worse, a really bad one.
96. People who look at me funny, like they're gonna kill me or something.
97. That Andy-Griffith-whistly-theme. If Hell isn't a never-ending hurdle-jumping marathon, it's where people congregate around you and whistle the Andy Griffith theme [sinister dark scratchy voice]for eternity![/sinister dark scratchy voice]
98. Spam, both the technological and edible kinds
99. When I fall asleep, but I don't realize I've fallen asleep, and I wake up not knowing what time it is or what day it is or where the hell I am
100. My fifth-grade teacher
101. My first-grade teacher
102. Elevators
103. Mayonnaise, although I will mix it in the turkey when I have canned-turkey-and-cream-cheese sandwiches. And I'll use it on Steak-Umm sandwiches. With provolone cheese and sauteed onions. OH GOD YUM.
104. Those individually packaged cheese slices. What are those things made out of? A third-grader's rain slicker?
105. Pro-wrestling
106. Hot-pink lipstick. Or that weird frosty light-pink color that makes your lips three shades lighter than your skin.
107. Magazines with more ads than articles
108. Pop-up ads on the Internet
109. People who sing along with the radio who either A. can't sing or B. don't know the words.
110. Mariah Carey (or as I call her, Pariah Scary)
111. Whitney Houston
112. Kenny G. What does the G stand for? Does ANYBODY know this? Is it "gay?"
113. John Denver. I'm like Homer Simpson (in that one Halloween episode): "Uuoohhh, John Denver," while shuddering.
114. Jacob E. (from school)
115. PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO BE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO FIND AND TURN OFF THE GODDAMN CAPSLOCK KEY ON THEIR KEYBOARD.
116.
117. People who shove their religion down my throat.
118. Broken links
119. When someone famous dies but I didn't know or hear anything about them until after they were dead, e.g. JonBenet Ramsey
120. When I really really want to watch a show, and I remind myself and remind myself, and then I end up missing it because it slipped my mind
121. When a lightbulb burns out and there's this bright flash just before it does
122. When I'm going to say something but I can't remember what I was going to say
123. Starting to sneeze but never actually sneezing (there was a Calvin and Hobbes comic about this...)
124. Skipping CD's, especially on songs I love
125. people who don't know what the hell the shift key is for.
126. Running out of printer paper, or ink, when I have one page left to print
127. When a bug flies in my face
128. When one of my aunts sings
129. Not being able to get to sleep ALL night, finally getting to sleep at 8 am, and
waking up at 2 pm feeling like I'm on crack
130. Staplers that don't have staples
131. That dizzy feeling when I get up too fast
132. Having to go to the bathroom but there's someone in there
133. Being hungry and not knowing what I want to eat, or worse, knowing what I want and we don't have it
134. Looking for something all over the place and not being able to find it
135. Throwing up, especially the shit that shoots out my nose
136. Actors who become singers (and vice versa)
137. Drinking something that goes down the wrong pipe
138. Any language that when you say a "ch" sound it sounds like you're coughing up a hairball
139. The smell of cat shit
140. The smell of dog shit
141. Internet pages that take forever and a day to load
142. Internet pages that don't have anything on them--literally. The little STOP thingy will be grayed out and there will just be a blank white page.
143. People who try to use big words to sound smart but don't really know what the word means so they end up sounding more stupid than they would have had they not used the word.
144. Not being able to find a CD that I really, really want--or finding it and not having enough money for it
145. Seeing dead animals
146. People who nark on me for using the word "chick" for "girl". I AM a chick, so I don't think it's inappropriate for me to USE the word "chick."
147. Homophobic people. I'm not gay, but I have no problem with it.
148. "Crossover" music artists. STICK WITH ONE GENRE FOR GODSSAKES!!
149. Eggs. I ate a bad one once and threw up four times, so I don't eat them. However I still love deviled eggs. Actually, I love them so much that I will go to a picnic on the chance that there might be deviled eggs. And then I will proceed to eat them all, until such time as I am physically restrained from them.
150. Being too cold
151. Being too hot
152. Any place where it's 90 degrees at Christmas ::coughfloridacoughcough::
153. The word "nasty"
154. When I'm listening to the radio and it's on a song I LOVE and my mom comes in my room and talks to me for the duration of the goddamn song
155. When I'm in the car with my mom and I hear a song I love, so I turn it up, and my mom turns it back down again because she has the ears of a fucking fruit bat
156. The feel of soggy bread
157. The smell of stagnant water
158. Hot salad plates in buffet restaurants
159. Knocking a part of my anatomy against something hard
160. Britney Spears
161. Going to another state and having to re-adjust for the time zone
162. When I get off an airplane and feel like I'm still moving for three days
163. The movie "Galaxy Quest." It's drivel. It's bilge. It's pure inanity.
164. Any song in which the music video contains chicks in bikinis
165. Rap music, except Beastie Boys, Gorillaz and I think also Sage Francis.
166. Cooked carrots
167. Cooked spinach. It's green, slimy, and it looks like it's moving.
168. Mimes
169. Green olives
170. Waking up at seven in the fucking morning and not being able to get back to sleep
171. Tripping over the dog in the dark
172. When I want to make, say, Kraft mac and cheese, and I start cooking the goddamn stuff and I forget to look in the refrigerator to see if we have all the necessary ingredients and it turns out we're out of butter or milk.
173. Tepid milk
174. Weak tea
175. The taste of beer (except stout)
176. The taste of wine
177. The movie "The Thin Red Line." NOTHING HAPPENS!!!
178. Rob Schneider
179. (See 170) HAVING to wake up at seven in the fucking morning and not being allowed to go back to sleep
180. Jet lag
181. Overly cheery flight attendants
182. When our digital cable listings all say "To Be Announced".
183. Any sour candy
184. Skittles (I always manage to bite my lip when I eat them)
185. ppl who type using hrdly ne vwls.
186. (This is more like a "when I was in school" thing) When people have like pudding cups or whatever, and they dip their spoon in, eat the pudding off the spoon, but there's still some pudding left on the spoon, and they DIP IT AGAIN!! I hate that! It always used to drive me fucking crazy.
187. Having an insatiable urge to draw but not being able to find pen and/or paper
188. Hair in my food. Especially in macaroni and cheese; it will seriously give me the dry heaves.
189. Seeing a commercial for a toy or something on TV that I wish they'd had when I was a kid
190. THERE'S DOG HAIR EVERYWHERE!!!!
191. Going to a Starbucks and not seeing caramel apple cider on the menu
192. Shivers down my back
193. When people accuse me of something I didn't do
194. Saying I want to try something and then somebody else says that I'm going to hate it. How the fuck do you know? You're not me! I mean I don't go around telling people they're gonna hate tomatoes just because I hate them.
195. Telephones--not people calling me, I can handle that. I just don't like calling people.
196. Dead-fish handshakes. Or when the other person's hand is all sweaty. Oh god, I cringed just thinking about that.
197. The number 46. Don't ask why.
198. The shaky feeling I get when I drink coffee
199. Dull pencils
200. Diet cola. Hell, anything with the words "diet" or similar phrases on it.
201. I have the most annoying, loudest laugh known to mankind.
202. Christopher Lowell
203. Not being able to THINK of things for this goddamn list.
204. Any band my dad likes
205. Having smudgy glasses and not having any glass cleaner, so I have to wipe them off on my shirt, and they end up being even MORE smudgy.
206. Going to another state and finding out they don't have an alternative music station on the radio
207. Finding a cool website and forgetting to bookmark it and not writing down the address so I forget it, so I have to go back to Google to find the goddamn thing
208. People who, when talking, make overly-animated gestures with their hands. What are you trying to do? Guide an airplane?
209. Racking my brain and not being able to remember what the hell I had for dinner the night before
210. When people ask me what a book's about before I even open it for the first time. "It's about this girl who's psychic and she can tell people what books are about before she's even read them."
211. "Hello, My Name Is ____" tags
212. Wearing high heels. I never wear them and I had to at a dinner party in Memphis. I felt like I was going to trip every five seconds and twist my goddamned ankle. Give me good old Converse any day.
213. Having to talk to old-assed people I have NOTHING in common with and whom I'll never even see again for the rest of my natural life
214. Toast that gets cold about three nanoseconds after you take it out of the toaster so the butter doesn't melt properly
215. Margarine
216. Forgetting if I've already used a Thing I Hate in this list already
217. Biting my lip, and then there's this little bump thing that pops up and I keep biting it
218. Those stupid "onion-head kids" cards--you know, the ones that have the uber-sweet-looking wide-eyed kids on them
219. My old radio/tape recorder eats my tapes half the time
220. Not being able to figure out if American Idol is really, really stupid or really, really hilarious, but being fucking addicted to it just the same OH SHUT UP IT IS A GUILTY PLEASURE. LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY.
221. Thinking a song is by a certain band for years and being corrected by my little brother ("Stone Temple Pilots? This is Alice in Chains!")
222. When people drum their fingers on hard surfaces, especially if they have long fingernails
223. Long fake fingernails. I don't know what year you think it is, but I can assure you it's not 1991 anymore.
224. Really, really, REALLY needing a Vanilla Coke and THEY FUCKING DISCONTINUED IT THE BASTARDS RARR RARR
225. Foot cramps that I can't get rid of
226. Picking out a dark piece of candy from a box of fruit-flavored jelly-type candies and thinking it's grape, eating it, and finding out it's that foul-tasting hellish flavor known as licorice. I FUCKING HAAAAAATE LICORICE!!!
227. Canker sores
228. That British chick from the Orbit gum commercials
229. Biting my tongue
230. Going to the beach and playing "Watch Out For the Rogue Wave--God Dammit, Now I'm All Wet"
231. Climbing up 106 goddamn steps to the top of a lighthouse
232. Abridged novels. Reading an abridged book is like watching a movie on basic cable--you get the basic plot, yes, but a lot of the good stuff is cut out.
233. Wanting to make a sandwich but there's either no bread left or it's all moldy
234. Apples (the most boring, trite fruit known to mankind, and the skin always gets stuck in my teeth)
235. When there aren't any paper towels or napkins left
236. Those burps where it feels like something's coming up my throat
237. When Netscape decides it wants to be a dick and shuts down on me with NO warning (All Hail Firefox!!)
238. Eating something dry and/or sticky and not having anything to drink
239. Sore throats
240. Coughing so much I'm in actual pain from it, and I don't want to cough anymore but I "have" to
241. Migraines
242. Last.fm only plays about 85% of the bands in this list, and of those 85%, some of them only have ONE song on there. I love the Replacements (for example) but I am SO sick of "Take Me Down to the Hospital."
243. Eating a really huge meal and still being hungry DOES THE FOOD JUST GO STRAIGHT TO MY INTESTINES SRSLY
244. My brother keeps the air conditioner turned up all the time
245. My mom insists on saying "turn the air conditioner up" when she wants it warmer, and "down" when she wants it colder. Which makes absolutely no sense to me at all. If you turn the AC UP you are increasing power to it, thereby making the room COLDER, and vice-versa. Conversely, if you turn a heater up you are making it warmer, down for colder.
246. When I just get into a band that has been around for years and some asshole says I'm "jumping on the bandwagon" in liking whichever band it is.
247. Garbage water
248. Bumping my elbow on, like, a door frame or something
249. When Last.fm decides it wants to be a dick and buffers FOREVER without playing
252. People who keep telling me "You're so skinny" as if NOBODY HAS EVER TOLD ME THIS BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE PLZ STFU AND DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL FLAMING DEATH AND GET BITTEN IN HALF BY A MAMMOTH DEVIL-BEAST FROM BEYOND kthxbye.
251. Milk (unless it is preceded by the word "chocolate" and/or followed by the word "shake")
252. Pepperonis (quoting Lore Sjöberg: "violently, tragically overrated")
253. Jeans that are too loose and if I don't have a belt (or can't find the one I do have) they keep slipping down and I have to keep hiking them back up
254. Thinking of something I want to add to this list, then getting on here later and forgetting what it was
255. The show Family Guy. I watched an episode of this and didn't laugh once.
256. Fundies
257. Computer keyboards that don't make that tackity tackity tackity sound. What's the point if you don't have the tackity tackity tackity sound?
258. As of this writing I still do not have a laptop.
259. When a hair from my head drops onto my arm, or is stuck on my shirt, and my arm keeps rubbing against it and it keeps tickling me and I can't see the hair so I have no idea what keeps making me itch.
260. Wanting to listen to a certain song, but I don't have the CD it's on, the band's MySpace profile doesn't have it, and neither does YouTube
261. MySpace has error messages about once every twelve seconds
262. The comic strip "Grand Avenue" SRSLY WHO ACTUALLY THINKS THIS IS FUNNY
263. The comic strip "Prince Valiant" (does ANYONE actually read this? it just seems to be taking up valuable space in the Sunday comics)
264. Jack Chick, although he is fun to make fun of. Also do a Google search for jack chick mst3k. There's an MST3Ked version of the infamous "Dark Dungeons" (plot: Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway to WITCHCRAFT AND SATANISM OH NOES) that is absolutely hilarious.
265. Not being able to replay a song on my Last.fm that I love
266. When my back desperately needs cracking but it won't actually crack
267. VH1 Classic's The Alternative and 94.7 FM's The Bottom Forty are both on at the same time on Sundays, and I can't watch/listen to both of them since I don't have a TiVO
268. ...Yeah. No TiVO.
269. Paris Hilton SRSLY WHY DOES SHE EXIST
270. That other chick that's on that show with Paris Hilton (don't email me about that, I don't care)
271. The smell of bacon-wrapped oysters (they smell like feet)
272. Hell, oysters. Why anyone would want to eat something that looks like something someone with a very bad cold coughed up is beyond me.
273. Oh, what the hell, let's just go with all seafood, especially shellfish. (Except calamari, but see #276)
274. Flies
275. Flat soda
276. Calamari that is prepared in such a way that it's under/overcooked, rubbery, too "fishy", etc. Normally I love it though.
277. The feel of raw crab (or possibly lobster). I remember I reached into the sink in the old house and grabbed some raw crab (or lobster, I can't remember) and it felt like a slug. I literally screamed and jerked my hand back and sat there hyperventilating for the next five minutes.
278. When I'm holding something edible in my hand and I take a bite of it and I end up biting my finger
279. When I really want to see a certain movie but I don't have/can't find the DVD, it's not On Demand, and it's not in the digital cable listings *coughsweetheartscoughcough*
280. Stomachaches
281. Noise rock
282. Turning my head really fast and getting a sharp pain in my neck
283. When the cat's in the computer room and walks on the keyboard, potentially messing up whatever I'm doing
284. The weird grinding noise the computer makes every once in a while (it's a prolonged grinding, I think it's from the fan or something)
285. Most romantic comedies
286. When something gets in my eye and I can't get it out
287. Assholes who say that one can't be a fan of a band that was around before one was born. Good music is good music; it doesn't matter what year it's from.
288. Carob (it doesn't even taste anything like chocolate!)
289. Jon Lovitz
290. Sporks (they're useless as both spoons and forks)
291. Cockatoos
292. Mosquito bites
293. Feeling queasy and not knowing whether it's because I'm hungry or sick
294. Justin Timberlake's new (at the time of this writing) song "Sexyback" OH GOD DOES THIS SONG SUCK. The first time I heard it, blood started shooting from my ears, and my brain screamed in terror, leapt out of my head and ran to cower in a corner, whilst I lay in a fetal position, trembling and twitching, repeating "Oh god ... the horror ... it's so very awful ..." I only got my brain back after promising to play some Bad Religion and Weezer for it. And I think it still resents me for subjecting it to such a monstrosity. Fuck dammit, I hate that song! I hate the melody, I hate the lyrics, I hate the way it's sung... it is probably the Worst Song of All Time.
295. When the cat jumps on my lap when I'm trying to eat and sticks his nose in my food
296. Eggnog-flavored yogurt. It tastes EXACTLY like vomit.
297. Those plastic butter knives that probably wouldn't even cut butter
298. Knick-knacks. Why on earth would someone buy something that doesn't DO anything except sit there, and it's just one more thing you have to dust?
299. Soy milk. Actually anything soy. Except soy sauce.
300. When people have a cold or are crying and they snerk the snot back up their nose instead of USING A FUCKING KLEENEX.
301. When the digital cable listings are a DIRTY DIRTY LIAR and say a certain show is on a certain channel when it's not.
302. When I'm showering and shampoo-y water runs into my eyes OH GOD OW OW OW
303. Internet Explorer
304. Most sitcoms
305. People who insist on having their rap music turned up really, really loudly when they're in their cars. Why is it that the worse someone's taste in music, the louder they must have it?
306. Toothaches
307. Drinking an entire Coke and still being thirsty
308. When I wake up early and every joint in my body will feel like it needs to be cracked ALL DAY LONG.
309. The band 311 THEY FUCKING RUINED THE CURE'S "LOVESONG," PEOPLE
311. Anything labeled as "extreme" or "x-treme" or "x-treem(e)" or "X-TREEEEEEEEEEM(E)" which should not be labeled as such, e.g. gum or laundry detergent
312. People who confuse "i.e." and "e.g." (i.e. means "that is" and e.g. means "for example")
313. When my fingernails get too long (they make my fingers cold for some reason, plus indie-rock chicks do not have long fingernails)
314. Every time I do laundry I sneeze. EVERY time.
315. (See # 301) When my mom asks me why a certain show which should be on a certain channel is not, as if I control the TV listings
316. Nu-metal
317. Paper cuts
318. Easy-listening music
319. Hell, muzak
320. When I say I hate a band *coughcreedcoughcough* and my mom asks why I hate them. Why do I have to have a reason? Can't I hate a band for the sole reason that they suck?
321. Bubblegum pop music (e.g. boy "bands", which aren't even bands because they don't write their own songs or play any instruments)
322. Jones Candy Corn flavored soda. Imagine pouring yourself a nice tall glass of Karo corn syrup. Then imagine adding about a cup of sugar and half a bottle of honey, and making it thinner and carbonated. That's how nauseatingly sweet it is. Oh, and it's also the color of pee after one has eaten a lot of asparagus. Yeah, no. Just... no.
323. When I click a link before a webpage has fully loaded, and when the page loads the link moves, causing me to click on another link nearby that I didn't want.
324. When a profile on MySpace that I really love and visit daily is deleted.
325. Fake/loose hugs. Or when the other person pats me on the back while hugging me, like I'm an infant they're trying to burp.
326. Getting into a band or artist after they've died (Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, The Clash, Nirvana), so that I've lost my chance of seeing them perform live
327. Shoe shopping. Yes, a female who hates shoe shopping. No, the universe is not collapsing in on itself.
328. People who tell me what I should and shouldn't like.
329. Doing a Google image search and getting over 1000 results, but Google won't let me see anything past #1000.
330. Jim Norton, because he insulted and degraded Janeane Garofalo so horribly when they were both on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn circa 2002. (I now have that, plus many of her other appearances, on DVDs that someone from the janeane.net message boards sent me)
331. Anyone on the Blue Collar Comedy tour
THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.