This whole premise I stole from www.rinkworks.com Movie-a-Minute site. Basically they take the really important parts of the movies, whittle THOSE down to the really, REALLY important parts, and make it really funny. Also they don't use the character names, they use the actors' names, which makes it that much funnier. The following movies are NOT on the website. You can go there and check. I made all these ultra-condensed scripts up.

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
The Truth about Cats and Dogs
The Minus Man
Wet Hot American Summer
The Matchmaker
Pulp Fiction
Volcano
Waterworld