Cal
Malcolm:-

I suspect that Malcolm's great, great, great.... grand mother didn't run quickly enough when the Norse invaders first came to Lewis - he's a bit blond. To this day that's why Scots like their first foot - the first person to come into their house in a new year - to be dark haired. If they were dark then they were a Celt and no danger. However, if they were blond they could be a Viking and they might kill you - that's the sort of thing that could spoil your year before it's had a chance to start.

In his own words:-

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