Do you think I'm rich or something!? - All Asians, Indians, Jews, etc. / i.e. "What? You want THAT much? Do you think ~" or "I think X-Box is a piece of ... I mean ... What? $300?? What, do you think ~" Ai-yo! - Taiwanese, Chinese, others / See: "Oye vey!" Good deal - Free. Smart child - Superintelligent extraterrestrial 4000 years ahead of our technology. Smarter child - Annoying AIM computer. Perfect child - Still not good enough! On time - i.e. "I'm not late. I'm on time. You said 5 o'clock and it's only 9:10." IST - Acronym / Indian Standard Time - i.e. "But I'm on time according to IST." AZN - Abbreviation / Asian (if you didn't figure that one out ...) Mah-jong - East Asian equivalent of poker, but much noisier. First generation Asian - Perfect being, free of flaws. Parents have been known to say things like, "I'm always right" and "YOUR spy plane hit OUR fighter plane, not the other way around." Second-gen Asian - All the good things that come naturally with being Asian, plus all the bad things that come with being American. Thoroughly cooked fish - i.e. "Let's eat this thoroughly cooked fish! Hold on a moment while I reel it in." Undercooked fish - Oxymoron. Good car - Toyota. Bad car - Ford. Engrish - Language of choice. Like "Spanglish" but better. See: Engrish.com Oy - Yiddish thing, typically paired with "Vey" or perhaps "Vay" Oy - Japanese thing, typically paired with some keen observation (or annoying complaint) JM - Jewish Mother -or- Japanese Manga "No, you can't do that." - Jewish Mother slang for "No, you can't do that, now go mow the lawn." Manga - Japanese comics Animé - French word, American context, Japanese cartoons (MOVING Japanese comics) "I am not ten years old!" - Phrase frequently uttered by 15-year-old Asians in crowded places "Yeah." - Typical Asian parent response to either/or questions. Respirator - Breathalyzer "Stop eating that, you'll get fat" - "Stop eating that, I want to get fat." "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto" - No real Asian has ever said this as anything other than a joke. Haggling - What happens when someone refuses to sell to an Asian for half of wholesale.